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Cody Fern at SXSW 2019 talking about how unfortunate it is that a lot of men pick boring outfits for red carpet events

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That smile and bright eyes looks like something out of a Peanuts strip I love it I love you I would die for this possum

bohrderline

Friend: what happened to you was fucked up

Me, already tearing up at being validated: yeah?

wannabeanimator

DreamWorks’ Shrek was first released on May 18th, 2001.

The song “All Star” by Smash Mouth, heard in the opening credits, was only placed in the film for test audiences until a new song could be found. But test audiences loved it, and the producers kept it in. When the producers decided to keep “All Star” they decided to let the band sing the last song in the movie, “I’m a Believer.” (x)

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Happy birthday you big stupid ugly ogre

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THE SONG WAS AN ACCIDENT ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME

shitpostinguniverse

m00nb0y

I was watching the powerpuff girls on netflix and the show got real way too fast

cheshireinthemiddle

I like how Bubbles and Buttercup are angry at their sister. I would be too.

shirehobbit

bitch me too

thotlegolas

radagast canonically does mushrooms and gandalf of course canonically smokes weed so i propose that every wizard represents a different drug

thotlegolas

I’m glad we all arrived at this conclusion independently… it’s just true

bandtshirt

romeo and juliet didn’t drink poison they drank flat tummy tea and died

mothsprout

I found this drawing of a cat I did like 4 yrs ago and it honestly looks like a weird cave drawing

luncheon-aspic

I’m in love

tonysiron

so since Peter B. Parker, from into the spiderverse, is confirmed to be the peter from 616, and now that mcu is claiming that it is also 616… then…

these dumbasses are the same person

zocchini37

OH NO

gothiethefairy

i think the fuck not

brentraptor

(bake me up) bake me up a pie / (one-third cup) of flour for our pie

canadianstuck

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

ournameisfun

during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she ‘is aware that she is physically here right now’ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the “and I’m new in town” bit and that she’s seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldn’t get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he’s said that she heard

sammysausage

When I saw him in Ft. Lauderdale, there was a bar in the lobby that people kept leaving to go to. At one point, a guy in the front row just got up and BOOKED IT to get drinks. John Mulaney looked over at a woman who was next to the empty seat and asked, “Are you with him? What’s his name?”

She was, in fact, with him, and she did tell him her date’s name. John Mulaney considered this, looked around, and unplugged his microphone. Leaning in to us, he told us that we were going to trick this guy so fuckin hard. He said, “At some point during the show, I am going to stop and say, ‘Well, you guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale,’ and then you guys are all going to scream back ‘WE LOVE MILKSHAKES!’ He’ll be so confused.”

He then continued on with the show as normal, the drinks guy returned to his seat, and that was that for quite a long time. We thought he had forgotten about it until, at some point during what I believe was his McDonald’s drive-thru bit, he shrugged his shoulders and said, “You guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale…”

Naturally, we erupted with “WE LOVE MILKSHAKES” and John Mulaney SWUNG around to face the drinks guy and said, “I bet you’re real confused now, huh, JASON?!”