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just another side blog. main/art @arttsuka

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[eternalgaylord]

#vessel alert

that's right

[dqnquality]

[tieflingkisser]

[vithcy]

How it feels to post about your ocs even though only 2 people care about them

[lakevida]

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

[sacred-portal]

[weaver-z]

I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor's backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[foldingfittedsheets]

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

[hjbender]

The Four Discoursemen

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[1dietcokeinacan]

[ladyshinga]

There are few things funnier to me than the white-hot raging beef parents can have with fictional characters written for young children. You want to hear one of the funniest rants of your life, you ask nearly any parent of a young child their least favorite little cartoon guy. It'll be amazing.

[ladyshinga]

no. i want them to find me organically on this one

[pjackk]

Last time i had a friend she made me eat spanakotiropita in front of her on camra until i couldnt eat no more and then she would get it all up from my thraot with a toy plunger and hit me with a chew toy until i couldnt take the pain no more

[writingdose]

my phone autocorrecting fanfiction to fabrication might be my last straw