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A blog about HTTYD, corsets and Pokémon!!

[pumpkin-bread]

it just occurred to me that cats are basically pet monsters

go bump in the night

scratches at your door

alarming noises

“where are you, kitty?” looks under bed to see a pair of luminous eyes staring out of the gloom, unblinking. “oh there you are!”

you spot movement out of the corner of your eye, but when you turn to look you see nothing 

turn back and THERE IT IS

[roachpatrol]

one of nature’s most efficient killing machines

will prove this by bringing you corpses

every single game they play is just a variant of ‘kill the thing’

cuter than our own babies

[kayas-wife]

and they love us!

[broadwayfangirlblr]

Dear Anyone Who Hates Cats

My cat literally sleeps next to my face until she thinks I’m asleep and then she’ll move to the end of my bed. If I wake up at night she’ll go back up to me head and stay with me until I fall asleep again. In the morning she’ll follow me when I call her. She’s a precious lil nugget.

[princesstigerbelle]

[princesstigerbelle]

My best friend!!!!

[cliteralviolence]

I LOVE HER.

[procrastinatingbookworm]

i would die for that cat

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Safely Endangered

[vinylhiphop]

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

Bury me with this video

[fatandbougie]

I hate NY

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

this is in the lower east side too lmaaaaaaaao why

[ohnoregrettio]

Restaurants Safe Foods Masterpost

Food from my master post, this is just so you don’t have to scroll through the whole thing if you didn’t want to on my masterpost

A&W

Applebees

Arbys

Bojangles

Burger King

Bj’s

Carrabas

Cheddars

Chick-Fil-A

Chilis

Chipotle

Chuck E Cheese

Cici’s

Cracker Barrel

Culivers

Dairy Queen/Orange Julius

Denny’s

Dominos

Dunkin Donuts

Fire House Subs

Five Guys

Fuddruckers

Golden Coral

Hard Rock

In and Out Burger

IHOP

Jasons Deli

KFC

Krispy Kreme

Little Caesers

Krystals

Logans Road House

Long Horn Steak House

McAlisters Deli

McDonalds

Movie Theaters

Olive Garden

Outback Steak House

Panda Express

Panera Bread Co.

Papa Johns

Papa Murphys

Pizza Hut

Popeyes

PF Changs

Red Robins (yuUUMMM)

Ruby Tuesday

Sonic

Steak and Shake

Subway

Taco Bell

Texas Road House

Tim Hortons

Waffle House

Wendy’s

White Castle

Zaxbys

[antisocial-basketcase]

Reblogging because I’m leaving for vacation tomorrow and will use this daily

[ugw-95]

✨

[dainty-skinny]

l i f e s a v e r

[mythinlife]

Omg yes

[sadskinnyana]

Personal thinspo

things I’m looking forward to experiencing again (based on my past experience):

a defined face

hipbones

seeing my bone structure

bony “angel wings”

no more baby cheeks

a prettier, more proportional face

narrow waist

slender fingers

an enormous thigh gap

perfect long legs

dropping from a DD to an A/B so that I can go braless and bralettes are comfy

running my hands across my bones

a prominent bony breastplate

collarbones that could collect rainwater

freckles settling in on my bonier face

makeup looking more flattering

my hair framing my bonier face

wearing my bodycon and shape framing dresses

wearing super tiny-waist skirts

lifting up a loose shirt or sweater to see my ultra skinny body

my boyfriend jeans hanging off loosely

fitting in only the smallest of sizes

wearing my hair up without worrying about how my face is framed

bloating after eating no longer makes me look 6 months pregnant

shutting up anyone who thinks or tells me i look fat

being prettier

skinny arms

perfect manicures on my slender nails

shopping for food doesn’t make me embarassed because I’m skinny

occasionally getting “junk food” isn’t embarassing

qualifying for modeling if i wanted to

being stopped on the street and told I’m pretty

my favorite clothes fits me flawlessly

one less problem to worry about

everything fits me

wearing white & light colored jeans without it looking grotesque

wearing shorts knowing they actually flatter me

wearing belts with everything to keep it on me

clothes being too big on me

a sense of accomplishment and pride

fitting into my aesthetic

my bones peeping out

people mistaking me for a model

walking around a beach without shame

knowing i scare people with how perfectly skinny I am and how little I weigh for my height

not being embarassed to change in front of someone

not embarassed to get a massage (unless they comment “you’re too bony”)

not shy of the camera

traveling is more fun

being able to go to restaurants from time to time or pick special days when i can actually eat what I’d like to or try new food

saving a ton of money on food & spending it on other cooler things like traveling or clothes

being light enough that if someone tries to pick me up or give me a piggyback ride, I’m lighter than they expect & thus not embarassed

being more awake even when tired bc I’m always hungry

less surface area to shave

occupying less area in general

being able to not eat for long periods of time

walking around in lingerie without being embarassed

surprising people who havent seen me in a long time with how much skinnier and prettier ive gotten

control over an aspect of my life

control over something that no one can mess with or take away from me

not sweating anymore unless its over 40 degrees C

looking skinny even in snow gear

being cold at night during summers so i can cuddle in a duvet or warm blanket like in the winter

bruising from things hitting my hipbone reminding me of how skinny i am

the power of saying no to food and starving myself

being my own thinspo and thinspo worthy

giving advice & feeling worthy of doing so

feeling worthy of my blog & of going on tumblr

holidays, family time & memories suddenly become so precious

people jealous of my successful weight loss

being a pro at walking bc my endurance from so much walking is really high

a walk to the shower is more fun bc my reflection is skinny

getting a pastry in a nice cafe is charming and appropriate, not laughable

being as skinny as a faerie or a nymph

[blazedbonez-deactivated20200528]

It’s worth it

Every night going to bed a little hungry

Every skipped meal

Every green tea

Every salad

Every denied food offer

Every walk

Every junk food skip

Every work out

Every gallon of water

Every day waking up a little skinnier

It’s all worth it

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via bbymandi)

[masha-russia]

(first tiger jumps in) *laughing* Vanya, what is this? Van’ … Van’, get out of the boot, Van’. (second tiger approaches) Mishka … let’s go. Mish, let’s go. Mishka! Mish, let’s go. Come on, sit. Sit. (third tiger comes in) Bonya, you too are here! Ok let’s go guys. Let’s go! *starts singing* x

[sentry-34]

Just Russian Things

[fozmeadows]

Big cat stuff can often be sketchy even if the content looks cute, so I clicked on the source for the video and this guy apparently runs a sanctuary for rescue tigers and other big cats near Moscow. His YouTube bio is in Russian, but here’s what it says according to Google Translate:

So you can feel happy knowing that these big dumb cats are loved and being looked after.

[munchmunchlax-blog]

//TO POKEMON GA BLOGS//

First, this is going to be long post. Beware and I hope I don’t offend anybody in anyway.

Um hi… I’ve been participating in many SuMO giveaways since December. I’m very grateful for all the time and effort each blog puts in for each giveaway. You guys have inspired me to make graphics for fun and to give back to the community in some way. So, I was thinking I could possibly help, if needed. 

Below are some examples of what I can do. These are just simple templates/ideas I’ve come up with. I put a watermark so people don’t steal :>

If you would like me to make you something or anything for your GA, please PM me so we can discuss! Also, please note that I live in Hawaii because I’ve noticed a lot of GAs use CST/EST :x

I am not trying to take advantage of the GAs by knowing which pokemon will be given which is incredibly silly imo. I just want to help! D:

I won’t be tagging all the blogs I follow. I hope you guys will reblog so others will see this.

@scionadventures, @sawsbuckgiveaways, @tapugiveaways, @ninjaskueen, @cynthiaofsinnoh, @lillies-giveaways, @profsycamore, @vivillon-giveaways, @roseradetea, @shinysnivygiveaways, @shiny-pokemon-giveaways, @articuno-giveaways, @pokemon-weekly-giveaways, @shynhex, @tifflolxkat, @kain-giveaway, @professor-shiny-toke, @entei-giveaways, @golden-tree-giveaways, @metagiveaways, @weskyspokemongiveaways, @saigiveaways, @gothorita-giveaways, @professorsinnoh

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

remember when the poison status was intense as fuck and you had to rush your poisoned pokemon to a pokemon center and the game would make that awful fucking noise that made you feel bad for allowing such a thing to happen to your pokemon

[sany32-deactivated20210109]

[retrogamingblog]

Pokemon Snap Cards for printing stickers at Blockbuster

[babyanimalgifs]

this is the angriest bird i’ve ever seen

[arciifer-deactivated20180806]

To the people in the comments saying the guy is doing this “just for show”

He’s not

With this kind of bird, they are VERY attached to their cages, so if you need to replace the cage, you need to the show the bird you’ve destroyed it so it will accept the new one. It’s upset bc the cage it liked is gone, but the cage was too small for it so it needs to be replaced. The bird is fine.

[alittlebitridiculous]

Thank you for explaining that! I’ve been wondering about this video.

[candiikismet]

That bird was livid!

[calleo]

@arciifer is so incredibly wrong about the behavior here I can barely form coherent thoughts to explain how and why, it’s just 100% wrong.

It is absolutely a myth that “you need to show the bird you’ve destroyed it so it will accept the  new one” or that the bird is angry at all; their whole comment shows a 100% lack of understanding about parrot behavior. I don’t know what facts-I-just-made-up blog that came from, but it’s laughably untrue. 

You don’t need to destroy a parrot’s previous cage to ‘show’ it that it’s gone, you could just do what pretty  much every other parrot owner does if they need to replace a cage: Either sell it or give it away if it’s a safe cage and still in good condition, or throw it away. You don’t have to ‘show the bird’, that’s completely and utterly absurd to think that.

That cockatoo isn’t “livid” either, it’s having fun and joining in the noise party; that particular bird just happens to have been taught to swear by previous owners and is just yelling along with the noise and having a great time.

Our parrot’s last owners taught him to swear and, though he mostly doesn’t anymore, if he gets SUPER excited, he’ll start dropping f-bombs in his excitement; it doesn’t mean he’s “livid”, it  means he’s excited.

See, the thing about parrots, and especially cockatoos: They LOVE a good noisy, banging, bell ringing, clanging, screaming, lots of movement and LOUDNESS party and everything about that ‘too’s body language says, “THIS IS AN AMAZING LOUD PARTY I WILL JOIN!”

[anoracleofwar]

So….is the guy in the vid just trashing a crappy cage to have a good time with his parrot (because who wouldn’t to have a healthy screaming match and noise party with their beloved parrot) and posting it on line because it’s a thing that bird owners do or was he promoting the myth that the bird has to see the cage destroyed and get angry to move on?

I can’t really tell what’s going on- I don’t speak bird or bird owner. 

I mean, if it’s a guy and his bird having a good noisy fun screaming match time and that’s just what some bird owners do to have fun with their birds- great. I promote this level of pet bonding. Fantastic happy, healthy bird moment.

This is also why I will never own a bird. 

[calleo]

The guy is destroying the shitty round cage because round cages are bad for all birds (lack of corners makes them feel constantly exposed and stressed), he’s doing it on camera and with the cockatoo likely just for the fun factor and because birds like to be included in safe flock activities, which smashing this piece of shit cage is.

It’s noisy, it’s not dangerous, it’s full of movement, it’s fun for the cockatoo.

Some random dingus on Tumblr made up the nonsense about “needing to show the bird” and the rest of you non-Google using people went along with it.

[tapugiveaways]

Most Hated Pokemon Giveaway

Today, 8 mods will be giving out 8 Pokemon that we hate!

Tapu Lele

Seismitoad lv.100.   ♂ 

Nickname- BadFrog Nature- Relaxed Ability- Water Absorb Move-set- Rain Dance Scald Toxic Earthquake Item Held- Leftovers Pokeball- Dream Ball

Captain Acerola

Jynx lv.100.   ♀

Nickname- Nicki Nature- Timid Ability- Dry Skin Move-set- Ice Beam Lovely Kiss Psyshock Focus Blast Item Held- Focus Sash Pokeball- Dream Ball

Tapu Bulu

Drifblim lv.100.   ♂

Nickname- Uggloon Nature- Adamant Ability- Unburden Move-set- Acrobatics Substitute Will-O-Wisp Destiny Bond Item Held- Liechi Berry Pokeball- Heavy Ball

Captain Mallow

Stunfisk lv.100.   ♂

Nickname- Pancake Nature- Bold Ability- Static Move-set- Frustration Discharge Earth Power Toxic Item Held- Leftovers Pokeball- Premier ball

Kahuna Olivia

Scolipede lv.50.   ♂

Nickname- Wormhorse Nature- Jolly Ability- Speed Boost Move-set- Pin Missile Spikes Endeavour Protect Item Held- Focus Sash Pokeball- Luxury Ball

Kahuna Nanu

Bronzong lv.50

Nickname- Bronzwrong Nature- Sassy Ability- Levitate Move-set- Gyro Ball Earthquake Stealth Rock Toxic Item Held- Leftovers Pokeball- Premier Ball

Captain Kiawe (hi!) Magmortar lv.100.   ♂ 

Nickname- QuackCannon Nature- Rash Ability- Vital Spirit Move-set- Flamethrower Thunderbolt Hidden Power (Grass) Earthquake Item Held- Expert Belt Pokeball- Level Ball

You need to wait for a separate post before you can deposit for these:

Tapu Koko Rhyperior

Trial Goer Nano Zubat

Deposit a MALE ROGGENROLA [Named TapuGA] into the GTS. We do NOT accept anything else.

You may only deposit for ONE of EACH pokemon. If we catch you double dipping we will ban you from future giveaways on here and our own giveaway blogs.

Level and Gender Lock to avoid sniping if possible. Wrong gender or level lock = NO TRADE. We do not call you out if you use the wrong locks.

Wrong nickname (capitalisation isn’t necessary) = NO TRADE

Do NOT pester us about how long you’ve been in the GTS, if you pester us you will be banned.

Be patient. Do not tell us when you deposit.

Tips

If you join the giveaway late, quickly browse the blog for posts regarding which Pokemon aren’t receiving many deposits. If there isn’t one, ask us!

Try & deposit for the Pokemon that you want from the least popular list, first.

After receiving all that you want from this selection, make a choice on what popular one you would like the most. Deposit for this.

If you get traded before the giveaway ends, great! Deposit for another Pokemon, you could also ask which are the least popular again, as these do change over time.

If you follow those tips, you should be able to get a nice number of Pokemon!

We will tell you when we have run out of a certain Pokemon or are closing the giveaway.

Thanks for participating!

[dimedog]

a small cat

[tsuminonai357]

Best cat noise ever

[xqueen-nyra]

Please DON’T reupload my art! Reblog it and DON’T remove the copyright! © XQueen-Nyra 2017 DeviantART: http://xqueen-nyra.deviantart.com/ And on my (sometimes NSFW) Furaffinity ~ www.furaffinity.net/user/xquee…