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“Age is just a number” means senior citizens can still find love.
“Age is just a number” means middle-aged people can still find love.
“Age is just a number” means 30+ people can still find love.
“Age is just a number” is not an excuse to be a pedophile.
Nothing is an excuse to be a pedophile.
So don’t.
Just don’t.
When a female character from a popular geek franchise gets redesigned with a non-sexualised outfit.
Good husband
Old witchcraft is out, new witchcraft is herb correspondences based solely on puns
Actually, the working with puns is actually very old witchcraft. To the point its become so obscure it's not directly written about anymore (because seriously, puns? Witch craft serious biz XD )
Some call it joke magic, I'm sure it goes by other names, even a more serious sounding to the point of being pun-tastic name.
It can pack one hell of a punch and most deities/spirits seem to like working with it (because like I said, it really packs a punch and whips up that yum yum energy they like to partake in/be part of).
So don't fear the puns or the silly because it is legit witchy craft of serious.
Its Dukat from Star Trek Deep Space 9 in chibi form, being a tiny tyrant over yer fruit bowl. He even helped himself to a few nibbles and fell asleep with a full tummy.
Watercolor painting I finished a few days ago but didn’t have chance to post until today.
8.5" x 9.75". For sale for $200 USD. Message me via Tumblr if interested. Shipping in US, please add $5. Overseas Shipping, please add $15.
Another Chibi Dukat watercolor painting I finished this week. This time chibi Dukat is soaking in your Red Leaf tea. 7" x 8.5". Watercolor with gold paint.
Shout out to all my straight sisters I’m so sorry 😞
Jesus, leave his ass.
We learn fast to be very kind and attentive, tho.
My mom, who got her degree in Marriage and Family Counseling when she was 60, says studies show that women will sometimes sometimes leave a long term relationship to live on their own for a while before seeking a new relationship, but men will almost never leave a long term relationship without having a new relationship either in progress or just beginning. They don’t want to give up the caretaker they have without another one on deck or in the wings.
This is so sad
This isnt cute or quirky. This means hes a fucking hopeless user
Please date a man who actually acts like an adult.
Ok I lived with my ex for 2 years and he literally wouldn’t be able to get his own food if I wasn’t at home, I’d get home from work and he’d be angry at me for “making him starve”
My current partner has lived on his own for 8 years and the absolute most I have to help him with is maybe sending him $20 so he can make a bill payment on time
It made me realise for 2-4 years I wasn’t a girlfriend I was a fucking mother
Men who have been independent are capable of reverting if given the slightest excuse. When we married, my ex husband was 10 years older than me and had lived on his own for 8ish years. Yet (and I allowed this until I finally got fed up and took us to counseling) I did 80% of the cooking, because I was better at it. Same with the cleaning, shopping, social planning, etc.
After I left, in the first six months I got texts or calls asking me to please tell him:
The online banking password (dude, I left you, you should really change that)
Where I ordered his special-wecial organic underwear
Where the good cutting board was (my dad gave it to us at our wedding, genius, I took it with me along with the rest of the stuff from my family)
What brand butter we bought
What brand of local kielbasa we bought
Who his doctor was
What RMV office had the shortest lines
Where the old tax returns were (in the fucking box labeled tax returns)
The phone number for his best friend
I shit you not.
Then he had a heart attack (mild) and none of his family or friends were around to take him to the hospital. But instead of calling 911, he called me, who by then lived 45 minutes away. He lived 5 minutes from an EMS dispatch location. He called me, despite the fact that he didn’t believe me 8 months prior when I was feeling suicidal and I had to call a cab to go alone to check myself into the hospital for a 72-hour hold. I told him to call 911, hung up on him when he whined about “making a fuss”, called 911, called his siblings and then texted them “your brother is having a heart attack, I called 911 for him, come home,” and washed my hands of it.
Emotionally vacant men who won’t do household labor or emotional labor are not Nazis, but they aren’t good people, either, and you don’t have to put up with their shit.
Millennial women of Tumblr, please read this post.
And then please: make the decision for yourself to never stay with a man who expects you to be his mother and servant.
This is my grandma to a T. She has lived with the same man for a good 60+ years now and her literal words quoted: “When I’m not home for an extended period of time (week or more) I worry about him eating and then when I get home he’s been eating fish and potatoes for the whole time, even though I left heatable meals in the fridge for him” My grandma pays ALL THE BILLS. Yes ALL OF THEM. The only bills my grandpa puts any money into is car payements and some land-deed tax stuff. He refuses to cook, clean, wash his clothes, any of it.
The whole family is currently waiting for my grandpa to die so my grandma can finally go free, because she’s so stuck into her role as a caretaker that’s the only way to force her to let this shitbag go.
Tumblr, keep circulating this. This is not the 1960s, a dude’s gotta wash his own fucking clothes in our lord’s year of 2018.
As much as a man child my dad can be, my mom at least can leave his ass home by himself for weeks at a time without the house burning down and the bills getting paid.
She ain't his mom.
I will say this- female spiders for the most part do sex right. No foreplay? Death. No after care? Death. Stick around after sex too long without feeding me? Death.
Good foreplay, well fucked, satisfied and well fed and you don't over stay? You may live.
God whenever one of these “farmer turned vegan” people describe the things they did it’s like “well yeah your animals suffered, because clearly you’re completely incompetent”
Heres an article I read this morning:
Keeping wet newborn calves in a cold environment and failing to dry them off with towels. Goddamn genius 🙄 not bringing heavily pregnant cows in during snowstorms; again, goddamn genius. Keeping milk cows outside in snowy weather in general is largely regarded as a bad idea and is why farms in northern climates are largely indoors, because the skin on teats crack and invites bacteria in, because teats can get frostbite, because cows and ice are a bad combination, and a plethora of other reasons. at least they’re taking calves away ASAP and getting them out of the snow, I guess.
Hey!! 60% of calves left to just suckle their mothers experience failure of passive transfer and immunosuppression!! Calves need a lot of colostrum and there is a very small window of time where they’re actually able to absorb it. Especially “the tiniest” calves on what appears to be a farm run by people who don’t know wtf they’re doing. Weak calves often don’t suckle well in that 6 hour (honestly 2-4 hour) window. Tubing isn’t ideal because it takes more time for the colostrum to go from the rumen to the abomasum, (you physically can’t tube right to the abomasum and that’s the only functional stomach in newborn calves) but it’s better than leaving it to chance.
Well it freaking SHOULD BE. People. Y’all. I learned to tube calves from a google search. I have tubed hundreds of calves since and never have I drowned a calf. We haven’t had a calf drown in colostrum /while I’ve been working on this farm (2 years)/ and most of my coworkers are young college students with no ag background. It is honestly harder to drown a calf than it is to tube calves correctly, so if this is a common occurrence MAYBE you should I don’t know, actually learn how to do it????
Well maybe if there was someone with half a brain working on this farm they wouldn’t have so many diseases. Maybe. Just maybe.
no. If you stick something oblong and squishy in their mouth and it squirts milk, they’ll catch on real quick. You don’t need to brutalize the poor things trying to force them to. Although since apparently they’re feeding cold milk it’s not fucking surprising that they won’t drink.
And here’s what really got me. You DON’T feed cold milk to calves, let alone cold unpasteurized shitty milk. Calves can only digest milk around cow body temperature. If undigested milk is sitting around in their stomach and also it’s shitty milk it’s like throwing an absolute party for bacteria. No freaking WONDER so many calves were sick and dying, I’m not sure how any managed to survive. Using milk from high-SCC and treated cows for calves is perfectly fine but farms that do this pasteurize and warm their milk before feeding. This is common sense.
Like. Don’t listen to people who condemn industries based on their experience spent being complete incompetent. Just because you caused suffering doesn’t mean we all do 🙄
Yeah every time I talk to an AR vegan that claims an ag background and describe what it was like, most of the time they were just straight up incompetent lmao. Like a relatively small farm run by a family and some helpers isn’t indicative of the industry (or even of other family run small farms).
WHAT ABOUT THE DAMN PLANTS THAT SUFFER?!?
NOBODY GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THE SUFFERING OF PLANTS!
Seriously, every time I see a vegan sob story I just want to scream about all the suffering plants endure at human hands.
Like oh, nobody cares, plants don't hit the feels so no one says anything about it.
Well, that an plants are assholes that would do worse painful things to themselves/ any other thing if given half a chance so yeah.
fuck every democrat who says the issue of trans rights is a “distraction.” fuck every single liberal who say that the threat of stripping every trans person of legal recognition is a red herring or a losing issue and if we focus on it too long we’ll throw the election. we’re talking about human rights, access to medical care, sex education, discrimination, citizenship, and a whole lot else, for millions of people.
trans people aren’t a “distraction.” we’re human beings. the fact that so many liberals turn their backs on trans people is fucking despicable.
Okay…but this, right here? This is exactly what the Republican party wants. Young voters turning against the Democratic party and either not voting at all, or voting in favor of some third party candidate that has literally zero chance of pulling in enough votes to win. They want division among the ranks. They want to split our vote.
In political terms, calling something a ‘distraction’ means it’s a distraction tactic, not that the issue itself isn’t important. The Republican party has a very longstanding history of dropping hints of major policy changes right before big elections in the hopes of getting the “hot-headed liberals” all fired up about it so we start bickering among ourselves. They deliberately drop issues that they know are hot-button topics because these are the topics that have the potential to be the most divisive.
They’re awful but they’re not dumb. They know trans rights is an issue that could potentially split the democratic vote. It’s an issue that’s very heavily weighted toward the younger side of the party, which again, was a deliberate move on their part. If they can convinced you that the “big bad Democrats don’t care about you little trans and nonbinary kids so why bother,” then they’ve effectively won the election in a walk because the democrats went in divided–again.
Look, the democratic party isn’t perfect. Not by a long shot. But it’s literally the only party that has a snowball’s chance in hell at overtaking the republican majority right now. If we as trans and nonbinary individuals ever want our identities respected and protected, it’s the only party that’s going to be able to get us there, because it’s the party going in the direction we need to go. If you want to vote in favor of our rights, then vote Democrat. No number of videos with pennies is going to change the fact that right now, in this political climate, third party candidates are not going to have enough power to effect the changes we want.
Warning against something being a distraction doesn’t mean “don’t look at it or worry about it,” it means, “hey, I know this is majorly upsetting, and absolutely something needs to be done, but don’t let it divide us.” It’s literally because the issue is so important that democrats are warning against it as a distraction tactic–if we want to prevent that kind of change from happening under republican rule, we have to keep our heads and not let them keep us from voting as a unified party.
Please don’t let the political rhetoric make you think that the democratic party isn’t going to be fighting for us and our rights. That’s kind of exactly what the Republican party wants you to think. It’s a division tactic. Don’t fall for it.
The Republican party has a very longstanding history of dropping hints of major policy changes right before big elections in the hopes of getting the “hot-headed liberals” all fired up about it so we start bickering among ourselves.
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
I’ve been voting since 1998. This is what they do every single election.
It's not hard to get liberals distracted or to fight to the point of not doing anything. They fall for the same tactic every. single. time.
That's why you actually read and research something before firing off half cocked.
Enforced microchipping
So, been told they are starting to enforce microchipping in pets.
I would more meh/okay about it if there hadn't already been years of talk about microchipping humans.
Yes, please put a government corporate made tracking device in my body and in the body of my children. Which will suddenly have issues whenever they get kidnapped and or go missing and or raped. Like cop body cams. Those work well.
Please, let the government and third-parties know even more where I am, what I am doing and all the stuff that is none of their damn business.
Also- speaking from experience, microchipping in pets only works if the chip is actually scanned. So if they go missing and someone finds them and does not get them scanned does that count as pet napping where the consequences can't be enforced? Also, what about pets that end up getting bounced from home to home? So the history of owners information is just gonna stay there for anyone to get ahold of?
Microchip pets SHOULD be a good thing. Yet it can be used and abused in too many creative and harmful ways.
Oh hey- micro chipping criminals! because there's no way THAT could go wrong/get abused.
Don’t confuse my hatred of the hyperwealthy for jealousy over what they have. I don’t want a six figure sports car, or a 40 room mansion, or a gold leaf truffle wagyu steak dinner. I want redistribution of wealth that allows for infrastructural support of all citizens’ basic survival needs.
Also- living in a shit hole does not cover basic survival needs.
LOL
THE DARK WEB
Yeah for the INCEL shaming, boo for the not so spelled out but there we need to take away your rights to internet and privacy because that is THE ONLY WAY! to protect you from the Dark Web.
Also god invented hookers but then he invented man who invented laws to out law hookers/take away hooker's rights. So make up your damn mind, cop shows. Y'all are all pro-anti hooker with your plots but only until the shame the fuck out of Incels plot rolls up then hookers are cool? Uh uh. Get on the Incel shame bus to be shamed.
KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS
How you start a bar fight.
This may my best friend Kikaigaku and I, have started the challange to draw every water type Pokémon like a mermaid! Here my part for the first generation!
Not saying they would but
I suspect the handful of people that Trump brought back from North Korean prison camps might be some of the few people who hate Trump less that what would be the golden standard of Trump hate.
Cuz you know, he didn't leave them to die.
I'm only saying this for your sake, but objectively, it's not a smart idea to bring politics into normal hobbies. You might lose supporters of your blog just because of your political stance, and that would be terrible since you're so amazing!! It's only a suggestion, but I really reccomend not bringing politics into anything.
HARD SAME 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
I’m sure by now y’all knew this about me as well…but just in case
And as we are in America, you can still do that without getting you and people you might actually care about killed and or sent to a prison camp.
That’s IT, I’m BUILDING A LOOM
I say this about once a month at least.
