Y'know, like nyaa~

Call me Jay I keep forgetting to update my age on this hellsite. Born in '97

[tsunderful]

BTW peeps who have Twitter I just started up the Google Translated BLEACH project inspired by Joey's Special Experience if y'all wanna check that out (pls)

https://twitter.com/GTLBLEACH

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[tsunderful]

Whenever I'm shopping with somebody and they've named a specific thing they want to buy, whenever they put something else in the basket before picking up that thing I always say 'that's a funny looking [thing they said they were buying]' or if its food (for example they said they were getting bread and they pick up tomatoes), I'll say 'bread flavoured tomatoes! Whatever will they think of next?'

Usually gets either a laugh or an annoyed eyeroll.

[victusinveritas]

[tsunderful]

"Mrs. Jenkins is still recovering from her battle with the evil wizard known as 'The Flu', so I will be covering her geography class today, students. Your assignment is to write an essay about which state you think would be easiest to invade, and a detailed plan on how you would do so."

[genoskissors]

Curious

When you first played DR2, did you think the Ultimate Imposter was the real Byakuya?

Yes, I thought he was actually Byakuya

No, I knew it was someone else

I was spoiled beforehand

Voting ended onMay 21

[shsl-hubris-guy]

Reminder that Hifumi killed Taka because he believed he was a rapist. Reminder that Hifumi believes in protecting victims. Reminder that Hifumi is critical of the police. Reminder that Hifumi was friends with Chihiro before her death. Reminder that Hifumi was the first member of the cast to see that Alter Ego was a friend and not just a digital Chihiro. Reminder that Hifumi was a good person that got manipulated. Reminder that Hifumi wasn't the worst offender when it came to being perverted in his own game, much less the full series. Reminder that Hifumi would be more popular if people didn't write him off as the fat pervert the moment they looked at him.

Also he was not fucking stupid for believing Celeste. Taka's mistranslated ultimate title doesn't exempt him from the potential to become worse, and Celeste had photo evidence she'd made to frame him. Good God if I have to see the take that Hifumi was stupid and invalid for believing Celeste one more time I'm gonna fucking lose it

[starqueensterlexa]

If you have ever known anyone with a kink for being hit, or beat up, or raped and you're okay with them, you also gotta be okay with the people who's kink it is to do the hitting, the beating, or the raping. At the end of the day, we're adults playing pretend, and that's it.

[starqueensterlexa]

With every single sub i have the first thing we ever do is establish the safe word (stoplight system), and the non-verbal safe word in case they can't talk for any reason. If I can't tell where the sub is at, I will ask them point blank what is their color, and if they can't give a response, we stop. The goal is to make the other person feel good, including pain, and the most important part us knowing your subs limits and LISTENING to them. I will *never* hurt a sub in a way that they have not explicitly expresssed interest in.

[steve-likes-robots]

Makes sense to me. The “getting hit” kink requires a “hitting” kink. It’s like Transformers. Megatron can’t exist without Optimus Prime.

[starqueensterlexa]

yes Steve, its exactly like Megatron and Optimus Prime from Transformers

[tsunderful]

The relationships on my Island range from literally canon (Koyomi Araragi/Hitagi Senjougahara), popular fanon ship (Blanc/Vert), fanon ship that's overshadowed by the fact both characters are romancible by the player (Theron Shan/Lana Beniko), cute crossover ship that actually has potential (Noel Vermillion/Agnes Tachyon), crossover ship that actually kind of makes sense if you think about it (Ragna the Bloodedge/Darkness Konosuba) crossover ship that makes no sense but has great potential for bullshit™ (Neptune/Gundam Tanaka) and OH FUCK OH NO THAT'S AN APOCALYPSE WAITING TO HAPPEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT PROCREATE (Jonathan Sims/Yuuki Terumi)

[viralfrog]

[tsunderful]

[unspeakablearchives]

(Source: Sen the donkey)

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[fromaliminalspace]

a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

[tsunderful]

Just finished rewatching all of Citation Needed and realised something. Since Sergeant Reckless was a racehorse before the American army bought her she could technically have an Umamusume based on her.

[mostlyvalid]

A proposal

Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particular fanwork; we just want to roll around and wallow.

It is considered courteous to give readers a heads-up via use of AO3 tags. I propose a tag that signals that a given fanwork is for rolling around, not giving a measured evaluation of anything. The MCU has carved out a space for this sort of fic with the “HYDRA Trash Party” tag, for which I commend them. Trash Party is a bit too specific to cover all of the ground I’m thinking of here, though; I propose “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.”

For those of you not familiar with Arrested Development, Michael Bluth finds a paper bag in the freezer labeled “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.” He opens the bag, finds a dead dove, and reacts as follows:

[gif of a white man saying “I don’t know what I expected” in a deadpan manner]

The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag would essentially be a “what it says on the tin” metatag, indicating “you see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it.”

(more at KnowYourMeme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-dont-know-what-i-expected)

[lazy-universes]

WHOA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THE POST THAT SPAWNED DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

[yourlocaltinsmith]

Happy dead dove do not eat birthday!

[wifefiber-deactivated-deactivat]

[conronorock]

yuri of the week

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

[galbos]

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

[darling-highness-deactivated201]

what the fuck is this newspaper

[famdommcfanface]

youraislopbores.me interraction that made me cry lmao.

The intention behind the message was that according to Google Emily was the name most common for the type of person who I'm guessing would use the website, so I was trying to freak someone out by knowing their name (very slim chance but hey).

I guess it worked?????

[tsunderful]

[beardedmrbean]

Rick Rolled a entire stadium full of people, epic.

[wyrmlord]

Rereading Bleach and WHEEZING.

Byakuya absolutely fighting for his fucking LIFE denying this shit. 1. He looks FUCKING IDENTICAL, and then he's LITERALLY THEIR NEPHEW.

At some point bro just had to double down or kill his mf self.

[gallusrostromegalus]

On of Byakuya's most underrated characteristics is that he is 100% NOT a snitch no matter what, even when nobody asked him to keep something secret or if the information is critically important OR totally mundane. Byakuya saw Ichigo's hollow mask and never mentioned it to anyone. He didn't say shit to Rukia about her sister until he had an extremely shameful near-death experience wronging her and very possibly his extremely violent doctor had told him to level with Rukia because she was tired of dealing with that drama secondhand. The man is an impenetrable wall through which no data will pass. Byakuya is the event horizon beyond which secrets don't return. Usually to the detriment of himself and everyone around him. Unohana made Hanataro follow Byakuya through Las Noches because she knows damn well that man would get stabbed in the stomach and die of it before telling anyone.

He's so stupid I love him.

[tsunderful]

To be fair Byakuya's spent the past 100-and-whatever years trying to convince his extended family that Rukia has no relation to Hisana whatsoever so it's possible his instinctual reaction to 'hey are those two identical people related?' is 'absolutely not I have no idea what you're talking about they're nothing alike stop asking.'

[tsunderful]

The dialogue options in 4.1 are so funny they really thought we'd be sad about Skott dying.

'I'll avenge Skott' no I fucking won't I'll shake his killer's hand and make out with them sloppy style I fucking hated that guy.