trying on a metaphor

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Stranger Things
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DEAR READER
Monterey Bay Aquarium

if i look back, i am lost

Origami Around
sheepfilms
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

oozey mess

JVL
taylor price
almost home

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

tannertan36

shark vs the universe
Misplaced Lens Cap
Mike Driver

seen from Malaysia

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四大害 | Four Great Calamities
cats when they finish their food so there’s no food left because they finished their food and now there’s no food (0 food bc they finished it)
not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me
devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible
it's almost like we need to entirely restructure society or something
man this politics shit is easy
everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it
I love how tumblr is reverse chronological order so when your mutual starts having a blorbo breakdown overnight you get to start with the insane conclusion and work your way back to where they first went off the rails.
weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh
"it's dark in here" normal regular observation
"finally some quiet" relatable exclamation
"doesn't smell like anything in here" absolutely deranged sentence
You're dead serious. I'm alive silly. We're not the same
I cannot emphasize this enough as a practical life skill: learn how to say no to authority figures. Learn how to tell them that nothing they can do to you will change your mind. Disappoint your parents. You have to live your own life.
thank you for your work, comrade slide
OFFICER DOWN
I thought the coyote stretching its paws was cute so I made a GIF of it.
toes
Why is there a coyote on a bus.
because they can’t drive
amazing
you'll never guess what I found more of
MEN do NOT have a PELVIS that is just SCIENCE you GODLESS LIBERAL
more people should be reblogging this version, because I think it's terrible that men just sort of trail off down there
if you want ftm bottom surgery the doctor just pulls out a chainsaw
I love when a man is a little bit cunty. Not mean or rude or unkind or anything.. just bitchy
Liberta by Tasubon
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
Do you need something.
before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard
im typing this from my ps4
why are you on tumblr stupid bitch idiot play parappa remastered
killed this fucking goofester