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四大害 | Four Great Calamities

cats when they finish their food so there’s no food left because they finished their food and now there’s no food (0 food bc they finished it)

ryebreadgf

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

prettyaveragewhiteshark

devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible

rosalinastan

it's almost like we need to entirely restructure society or something

veralena-deactivated20240731

man this politics shit is easy

mclennonyaoi

everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it

midnightinjapan

no-psi-nan

I love how tumblr is reverse chronological order so when your mutual starts having a blorbo breakdown overnight you get to start with the insane conclusion and work your way back to where they first went off the rails.

sadclowncentral

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

sadclowncentral

"it's dark in here" normal regular observation

"finally some quiet" relatable exclamation

"doesn't smell like anything in here" absolutely deranged sentence

wiiwheel

You're dead serious. I'm alive silly. We're not the same

precision-instrument

I cannot emphasize this enough as a practical life skill: learn how to say no to authority figures. Learn how to tell them that nothing they can do to you will change your mind. Disappoint your parents. You have to live your own life.