[our-queer-experience]

ive been repeating this in my head all week. auntie likes wearing the strap…….

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

How to spoon:

Dick hard on the butt

Titty in my hand

Kiss ya neck

Hell yeah

[toohot-tohoot]

What

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

HOW TO SPOON

DICK HARD ON THE BUTT

TITTY IN MY HAND

KISS YA NECK

H E L L Y E A H

[sewerhawk]

[fastorslow]

ava.enchantedd

[notnando]

best pickup line of our generation

[momsaidimnotallowedtoeatglass]

I refuse to read any fanfiction where Orochimaru isn't a bottom. It's simply out of character.

[albertnatural]

i got bit by a snake! quick!! you have to jerk me off to get the poison out! and pinch my nipples a little, too. and call me good boy! yeah that’s the only antidote I looked it up on Internet Explorerrrrrrr

[albertnatural]

i didn’t post this. i was hacked and this is all they posted #promise

[chilewithcarnage]

can you tell the hacker to come back

[auroftum]

Tsunade-sama!!

[sourstacks]

Played around with different brushes. We’ll see if tumblr lets me keep this up.

[sourstacks]

Making this finally snapped me out of my months long art block.

[sannin-three]

[cyberxbattalion]

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

ENOUGH “submissive and breedable”. what about “bloody, eyes glinting with resentful rage, and breedable” huh. what about that.

[itszonez]

DOLLY PARTON | The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) dir. Colin Higgins

[tsuoro]

Orotsu is a situation of dom vs dom and for normal people the solution to that would be for them to take turns. But these two aren't normal so instead every time they fuck it's a battle, neither of them holding anything back until they finally collapse in a pile of broken furniture and broken bones

[tsuoro]

The Sannin Eating Pussy

Tsunade: She's not just Konoha's princess - she's also something of a pillow princess. But you can usually compromise by letting her lie back in a comfy position while you sit on her face, that way she can focus all her physical efforts on pleasuring you. As long as she's getting plenty in return, she'll be nice and thorough and loves to listen to you beg for more.

Jiraiya: He puts the service in "servicing"! Will do it however you want and for as long as you want. It also gets him really horny so don't be surprised if he asks to turn it into a 69 so that he can get off to the experience of getting you off. If you're not in the mood though, he's just as happy to take care of it himself.

Orochimaru: Oh boy.

Make sure to stretch, have a glass of water, and memorize your safe word. It's going to be long, intense, and will likely ruin you for any other oral experience you'll ever have.