[Visual description: A slideshow presentation about what this guy is narrating. It has the words and pictures of the rodents mentions to emphasize how much they will rat you out. The word ‘snitch’ gets bigger as they repeat it.]
[Transcript:
Note: Voices overlap throughout the video. Voice 2 is in the background, as though providing commentary.
Voice 1: “If I receive word of any partying going on in the campus that I attend, I’m telling. I’m fucking telling.”
Voice 2: [unintelligible] “…that’s so ghetto, what would you do?”
V1: “I will rat you the fuck out. I will be–”
V2: “It’s so ghetto.”
V1: “–Mickey fucking Mouse in this bitch the way I will rat you out. Chuck E. fucking Cheese the way I will rat you the fuck out. Remy Ratatouille the way I will rat you the fuck out.”
V2: “Six fucking nine the way I will rat you out.”
V1: “I will sing like a fucking canary.”
V2: [whistling]
V1: “I will sing like Michael fucking Jackson in the Jackson 5.”
V2: “Earth, Wind and Fire–”
V1: “I will snitch.”
V2: “Sing a soooooong!”
V1: “I will snitch. Snitches get stitches? I will take them bitches. I spent too much fucking money going to this school, to stay in this dorm, to get sent home early ‘cause you motherfuckers can’t follow the goddamn rules.”
V2: “If you think about it, online university is just like the premium version of DeVry.”
V1: “I–I’m not doing Khan Academy from home. I refuse.”
V2: “It’s just kinda ghetto.”
V1: “And I hate the cops. ACAB?”
V2: “I’ll–I mean, ye–”
V1: “ACAB. But I will tell the campus police on your dumb ass.”
V2: “It’s the only time I’ll cooperate with them.”
V1: “Absolutely. I will–I will–”
V2: “Just to get your stupid ass [unintelligible]–”
V1: “–rat you the fuck out.”
V2: “–fucking [unintelligible] apple pie–”
V1: “I’m telling. Snitch! Snitch! Snitch!!! I–”
End transcript.]
