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Are you attractive or am I just comfortable enough to be myself around you? The aro/ace dilemma

(God I hate making tumbkr tags)

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if they exist, God works “in mysterious ways” because we’re all just playing a big dnd campaign and clairvoyance would be way to fuckin overpowered

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Internet culture is simply incredible. You have the single largest collection of people in human history from different backgrounds, ethnicities, and cultures all coming together to create our own totally new (albeit not original) culture and society.

The fact is that we can be compared to the goddamn ancient greeks - our shorter shitposts are like the shortest Dryad stories with larger stories requiring knowledge of some of the larger players in this - such as spiders Georg.

This fucking internet is whacky and I love it

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Jojo’s bizarre adventure abridged but Loggins and Messina are voiced by Goz and Mez from DBZA

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On a date if one person pays, they can take some of the other person’s food. If the person not paying tries, you are legally allowed to slap that greedy fuck.

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Is there anyone called Johnathan who goes by Nathan or Nate instead of John or Joe?

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The duality of man

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In my headcanon, the reason Spider-man’s villains always get out of jail is J Jonah Jameson bails them out EVERY time

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I have peeled a lemon and am eating like an orange. God can get fucked.

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Nobody should have fire arms

I mean, despite the fact you can make smores with them, they’re REALLY dangerous

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Heaven is made of chinchillas

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Garlic is beautiful not only because it’s delicious, but because if you eat enough of it you could probably kill Dracula by kissing him

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I still use the British spellings of words like colour and flavour

not because I’m from England

but because the American spellins are the products of capitalsim and I’m just that petty.

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Supernatural’s progression is almost the exact same as a normal dnd campaign.

Session 1: Some monsters, maybe a few demons.

Session 15: Literally fucking killing God

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any world leader who wants to go to war should have to approach the leader of the country it’s being declared on and state “1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a <blank> war!” Where blank is replaced with whatever type of war it’ll be

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My computer's broken and I got a hazel thorn thrpugh my foot I am straight up not having a good time

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Some days I am trash and awful, but today... today motherfuckers I am the god of this world.