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im collecting marine biology memes does anyone have anymore

[normal-horoscopes]

GIRL HELP I AM UNDERGOING MITOSIS

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GIRL HELP WE ARE UNDERGOING MITOSIS

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GIRL HELP

GIRL HELP

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL

[zimtchai]

the mood in here is electric

[cursed-and-haunted]

I've taken so much psychic damage this evening

[cursed-and-haunted]

[warriormale]

To all Americans as we approach Election Day:

Vote as if your life depends on it…..

Because it does.

WarriorMale

[cnc3-deactivated20211231]

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

[greggturkington]

you just dont see this kind of thing anymore

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

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[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[neongummywormevangelion]

[papapupi]

Are you fucking kidding to me?

[yaexrae]

Unjustly imprisoned!!

[imploder]

free him

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[cromerholt]

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

[fair-itself]

Every time this post comes around I’m too busy to tell this story so I’m gonna do it now: when I learned to scuba dive, there was a dude in my dive group named Dumbass Dave who was always being relentlessly roasted by his buddies because when they went to the Great Barrier Reef he brought a baggie of hard boiled egg down with him because he wanted to find a moray eel and feed it and pet it

Well he found a moray and attempted to hand feed it, and it snapped up the egg and bit the shit out of his right hand in the process and the dive had to be halted so the blood wouldn’t attract sharks. But was this enough punishment for Dumbass Dave? No it was not, because he had a Plan

Dumbass Dave’s plan turned out to be a chainmail glove. Where he obtained it has been lost to time, but he put it on his right, injured hand and down they went, whereupon Dave found himself another moray and tried to feed it some hardboiled egg

With his left hand

And yes it did bite the shit out of him and they did have to cancel the dive, again

So I guess the moral of that story is maybe eels aren’t bastards, maybe they just meet a lot of people like Dave

[fair-itself]

I reminded my scuba instructor of this story and he wanted me to amend the post to let everyone know that it was the same eel who bit Dumbass Dave both times

[teaboot]

"I was unhappy with my service, and I will not be coming back!"

Cool. Don't

[teaboot]

"Be sure to pass my complaint along to management." I won't. In fact, I'm going to tell him you left a compliment. Eat ass

[teaboot]

"You've lost a customer!" No. No, I wouldn't call this a loss

[teaboot]

Ma'am I know this may come as a shock to you but the reason you're unhappy everywhere you go is because every time you go somewhere, you are there. And I can sympathize. Because I'm experiencing this problem right now, too. But together. I believe we can make it through this

[teaboot]

Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. I don't care

[teaboot]

*softly* you're an unpleasant person

[nopanamaman]

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