world’s first certified gay robot

CD | he/it | 23 i like to scroll on my phone and type on my computer

[sketchdeath]

i lied. were not having sex. put on the jacob geller video

[tamsywindsup]

From Dorohedoro Season 2 ending theme "Return to Head" MV

[nonlynear]

bear with me. but also twink with me and otter with me. happy pride month on planet earth baby

[greppelheks]

[maclediumzeyheri]

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[avantgarden-er]

not to be rude but if you’re losing consciousness you should dial for an ambulance not just use the computer.

I would liveblog Anything

[davi-remastered]

[davi-remastered]

[pukicho]

People have been saying stuff for years at this point

[youtubebest]

[beautifuldiscs]

[aflo]

Blocked by mr and mrs freaky deaky doo... becomes old and withers away

[squaresaw]

So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[witchofanguish]

[blackpyrefly]

I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop