What The Queers Are Doing To The Soil

[inthefallofasparrow]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

1910s guy who calls including left-handed characters in stories forced diversity

[whitepeopletwitter]

[coyotebabe-deactivated20230727]

getting ready for my SUPERHELL 100% speedrun

[buddwyer]

i want the copper in your pipes and i'm going through the tile walls of your shower to get it

[horsedestruction]

[animentality]

[piratewithvigor]

How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

[tuggyt]

55% or 99 of 180

[theweirdwideweb]

[telltaletypist]

war and hate on planet venus

[miss-wizard]

suck my blood and kill my penus

[brainy-gremlin-official]

[jewishbarbies]

my point exactly

[bryanchuckbrennan]

When I tell you I snorted!

legolas:

gimli:

aragorn:

gandalf:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

BLEASE

Gollum

[english-history-trip]

Eomer:

Boromir:

Elrond:

[english-history-trip]

[lioness--hart]

This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher

[abashurd]

[jazzistolkienfanfics]

bless this

[deadpsalmistsociety-deactivated]

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

[english-history-trip]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

it's true that simply killing billionaires would not fix problems inherent to capitalism but elon musk? you can't tell me things wouldn't be at least slightly more bearable

[taken-for-pomegranted]

[thatsbelievable]