Archive of Ancient Tumblr Posts

Each post is scheduled to reblog on its birthday. Happy birthday to this post!

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

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Originally posted July 18, 2016

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

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Originally posted July 2, 2013

[nopizzaaftermidnight]

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Originally posted June 26, 2014

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

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Originally posted June 20, 2012

[obamawhitehouse]

So, this just happened backstage.

President Obama and David Karp are about to kick off a Q&A on college affordability live from the White House. Tune in at 4 p.m. ET at WhiteHouse.Tumblr.com

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Originally posted June 10, 2014

[australiansanta]

u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice

[quirkybrittany-blog]

what’s wrong with “xD”?

[australiansanta]

not now quirkybrittany

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Reply originally posted June 3, 2013

[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

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Originally posted May 30, 2016

[2ad]

I’m that mutual that is literally always online and every time you check ya dash you’re like damn does that girl not have a life and the answer is no

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Originally posted May 20, 2016

[powerburial]

i really didnt know how good pineapple juice was for concealing the taste of vodka. my aunt just taught me this a few minutes ago. now i dont even care she had a seizure in my living room a few days ago.

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Originally posted May 13, 2013

[omgrawwrrr]

LOOKING FOR A TUMBLR GIRLFRIEND STILL :(

If you would like to by considered as my tumblr girlfriend all you have to do is reblog/like this (reblogs will get priority) and follow me and I will check out every blog and decide!! :*

You’re all beautiful :*

Jake∞

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Originally posted May 7, 2013

[an-amusing-gentleman]

Reworked.

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Originally posted April 26, 2013

[rembrandts]

climbed up onto a roof today

did some light vandalism

pretty yolo evening

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Originally posted April 14, 2012

[thefuuuucomics]

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Originally posted April 1, 2011

[100493503004422]

Jesus... you're really funny but never have I seen a more negative person. doesn't it get tiring being that way?

of course

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Originally posted March 23, 2014

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

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Originally posted March 9, 2014

[fortunatemind]

Sometimes you just need to listen to the same song for an entire afternoon 

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Originally posted March 7, 2014

[samesamebutdifferent-deactivate]

A short Google poem

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Originally posted March 5, 2013