The Professor Unpaused

39 woman I may fill this out later

[weltenwellen]

Kaveh Akbar, from “River of Milk”, Calling a Wolf a Wolf 

[xanaxfarts]

Bats getting glamour shots

[paleanddeadlylame]

I'd die to boop those noses

[alibasnur]

boops your nose* send this to ten blogs you think are lovely and deserve a boop on the nose

*boops ur nose back* 🤭🤭

[steelhorse71]

[6xxty--niine--club--3]

[rvllybllply2014]

He sure does love his fruits

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?

[knitmeapony]

And stickers!

[gholateg]

he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[funtergeist]

i imagined an animation to this song a lot so i made it

[porterdavis]

[nocturna7]

[rosiewitchescottage]

'The very biggest spotty dog that you ever did see.'

[barian-phoenix-nvbh]

Some of the stories are wild.

Hawaii has a goddess with a detachable vagina.

Egypt has some ritual involving a god orgasming into the Nile

[beardedmrbean]

Cronus vored his children

Don't even try to put together a list of all the things the Greek pantheon fucked or turned itself into in order to fuck.

[the-big-mood]

They were originally going to arrange them Mexico, Canada, USA but then some Disney lawyers appeared from the shadows. 🤣

GET THE SHIRT HERE

[the-big-mood]

I mean....

[awewaitsome]

[weantuniverse]

(via Facebook)

[luvyouforever-deactivated201810]

alice notley

[nomercyqueen]

I’m in the mood to give a damn hard whipping..

[nobrashfestivity]

Käthe Kollwitz, Pietà, 1903

[awalkonthelightside]

A slight robed tease.

[ruinedchildhood]