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sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

ranger-truth

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

unnonexistence

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

crumplelush

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

aceofsquiddles

demansiabites

Okay, but how is this

time-traveling-fetus

dashbork

I’m at a loss for words

krabby-kronicle

mens-rights-activia

bbyg-rl

new hotline, who bling?

pomeranian2

mercedesbenzodiazepine

teathattast

milqi

That cat is going to murder the man in the dark of night.

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

alas, he will be unable to murder the man because the accordion noises that now accompany his every move make stealth impossible

strawbebii

amidstsilence

glitter and glam✨💅🏻💿

bachi-special

that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth

let-the-awful-song-be-heard

how dare you insult our beautiful mother

bachi-special

roboticoperatingbud

whyd you crop out luigis bulge you coward

bachi-special

look, someone else had to get the image for me because fool that i am i didn’t have it saved. i did not at the time realize that it was cropped. you want the whole image?

is this what you wanted, you ravenous beasts?

warm-positivity-deactivated2022

You can’t expect yourself to go from a negative mentality to a positive one overnight, but every time you correct a bad thought you are growing! So focus on your growth, not the fact that you aren’t “there” yet.