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@turbulenceoflies
tongue-fucking is fun and all until I almost cough and/or gag into my boyfriend's mouth
"cozy bookstore" "cozy cafe with a bookshelf" "omg imagine if there was a place you could just sit and read at" we have this its called the library. you guys want to go to the library. the two college libraries near me have cafes inside and they are open to the public. people need to go to the library
most series' reason for queerbait is so they can cater to the queer community without actually including queer relationships because they're scared their investors or whatever the fuck won't like it
sunny's reason for queerbait is that none of the characters deserve any lasting happiness
I think this might be a masterpiece
look, i work at a morgue, i get to see every day how withered and small bodies can get when someone was sick. it’s awful. do you know how bone-thin a leg can get. or how a stomach really looks beneath the ribs when it’s wasted away. the way people’s eyes and cheeks press in to their skull like they’re clinging on for dear life. they died like that, and you want to try and sell me a lie, a pill, a miracle cure that’ll make me live in that state? that’ll make my friends look like that, my family, the people i love? to see corpses in them?
this job makes me appreciate all the more bodies lived in and well-loved. please eat that second serving. please give yourself treats as much as you want. life is not long enough to suffer through it. you’ll be plenty skinny when you’re dead.
was doing a first aid course and it kept talking about how when applying first aid to a child you have to ask the PARENT for consent and how the child's consent is not enough unless you cannot reach the parent. and then immediately after there was a unit on shaken baby syndrome, and then mentioned abuse as a common source of children getting injured. and they didn't see the irony there. i later asked the instructor what to do about parental consent if the medical emergency was from the parent abusing the child and she was like "you still need to obtain parental consent. you can report the abuse though" not even acknowledging how fucked the whole system is. i hate it here. youth rights now
It’s odd when men blame women for the “male loneliness epidemic” because oftentimes men are lonely in their own friend groups. Of course you’re lonely dude, your friends know literally nothing about you. You haven’t had a vulnerable moment with them ever. They don’t even know your surname. Instead of leaning on a random woman go lean on your buddies bro
Its not good for 12 year olds to be on the internet probably but i don’t really Care because i was doing all that and More at 12 and i turned out Bad but i don’t care still
one way i can actually see a macden kiss happening is through a joke premise where dennis comes up with a plan based on women loving to fujoshi out
At some point "fanfic can be as good as professional writing" became "fanfic should be as good as professional writing" and that's caused major damage to fandom spaces.
Maybe it’s the autism in me but I can’t wrap my head around people who say “I just don’t understand gay/trans people.” in a derogatory way. I don’t GET anyone. I don’t have to understand why someone is the way they are to accept that they are that way. Why are you trying to make a woman explain what it feels like to be a woman to defend her womanhood? You can’t understand it anyway. I truly do not give a fuck if you don’t get it. There are many beautiful works of art I do not get that I accept are important and meaningful in ways I cannot understand.
My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.
Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.
reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years
DON'T look this game up if u have a weak stomach but does anyone else remember this or does this make me old lmao
Public Execution Of @turbulenceoflies Tomorrow At 6:07PM
Ummm can we reschedule I have a haircut at 6
Wait nvm it's at 1:30 that works
Great. I’m glad this schedule works for you
Wait you're doing what to me.
Public Executioning You What’s Not Clicking
Ummmm! #Awkward
Public Execution Of @turbulenceoflies Tomorrow At 6:07PM
Ummm can we reschedule I have a haircut at 6
Wait nvm it's at 1:30 that works
Great. I’m glad this schedule works for you
Wait you're doing what to me.