Free Yourself

"Como no sabías disimular me di cuenta enseguida de que para verte como yo quería era necesario empezar por cerrar los ojos.” - Julio Cortázar (Rayuela)

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Happy Birthday, Harry! 

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guy annoying his girlfriend with bad ikea puns

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Hair magic

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Fuckin beautiful

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I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

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Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

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could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

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The ultimate pun

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IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

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WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

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The pun heard ‘round the world. 

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WHAT HAVE I DONE

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i don’t normally write on the walls, but i was getting pretty pissed. like, who the fuck says i can’t be smart and have sex at the same time? i could literally get eaten out and recite the quadratic formula if i damn well please.

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!!!

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So I bought this from internet and I don't wanna put it off never.

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