me looking at modern art: its ok but where is the fear of god?
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me looking at modern art: its ok but where is the fear of god?
LISTEN it is very important that you RINSE YOUR RASPBERRIES before consuming because otherwise you are in DANGER of not having little droplets of water in the berries that you can sip like a tiny fairy tea cup
If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.
Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation
Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*
Cavedude: *power walks towards them*
Mammoth: oh sIHT
cat : haha you can’t outrun me
human:
if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it
mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?
mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.
joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?
mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?
Relatable lesbian mood of the day: making tiny little flick knives for the crows to utilise, showing the crows my powerpoint of which politicians to kill, making little jumpers (for the crows), showing the crows how to mask up, being lesbian married (by the crow pope)
I was with you until that last part. The implication that crows are Catholic is offensive
Crows don’t worship any god they can’t eat the corpse of, but if they find an *awesome hat* on top of some guy in Italy they’re gonna wear it and perform blasphemous religious services. That’s just nature.
Oh shit, you right
A huge part of catholicism is consuming the flesh and blood of christ. Now, crows don’t care for the other shit, but they can get in on tacky shiny religious paraphernalia and eating flesh, hence crow catholicism.
fun ancient greek fact of the day: the thebans literally had a gay army that was considered one of the strongest parts of its fighting force until it was defeated by philip II of macedon
Alexander was the first to ride into them at the battle of Charonea eh eh eeeeeh
Musicals as John Mulaney Quotes
Heathers: “Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you.”
Next to Normal: “I was like, ‘Well here goes nothing. YOU EVER SEEN A GHOST?’ And my mom said, ‘Yes.’ Which is the best answer.”
Fun Home: “I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave and have walked and talked for 28 years.”
Dear Evan Hansen: “And then I said, ‘No.’ Y’know, like a liar.”
The Producers: “I would assume that’s someone dressed as Hitler. I’m not gonna kill that guy. I’m not gonna kill an actor and ruin Indiana Jones 5 just ‘cause I don’t understand costumes.”
Be More Chill: “I don’t like robots… thinkin’ of things.”
High School Musical: “Every new song is about how tonight is the night, and how we only have tonight. That is such 19-year-old horseshit.”
Mean Girls: “What’s a clique?” “It’s when a group of people hang out together.” “Oh, you mean like having friends?” “No, because these people make fun of other people.” “Oh, you mean like having friends?”
Hamilton: “I learned to play his campaign song on the piano. It was ‘Don’t Stop’ by Fleetwood Mac… from Rumours, an album written by and for people cheating on each other. He let us know who he was right away.”
RENT: “I am homeless, I am gay, I have AIDS, I’m new in town.”
Avenue Q: “Yes, you heard me. An English major.”
Starship: “You spend most of your day telling a robot that you’re not a robot. Think about that for two minutes and tell me you don’t wanna walk into the ocean.”
1776: “I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff.” Alt: “I don’t remember that in Hamilton…”
HANS MOLEMAN IS RIGHT!!!
Clouds have feelings too
“in this essay i will explore” memes piss me off because it implies y’all still using first person pronouns when writing academically. childish ass
In this essay, this writer will explore the implications of pretending that one’s own personal view is not part of one’s essay, and the inaccessibility of academia related to established custom of artificial detachment.
In this essay, I will demonstrate that the blanket ban on first-person pronouns in high-school and some university English classes is poorly understood and hastily adopted as a result. I will further illustrate that it is a mere substitute for explaining to inexperienced writers that excessive use of phrases like “I think” or “I believe” is unnecessary and rhetorically weakens academic writing, and that opinions expressed in an essay are already assumed to be those of the author. Finally, I will address strategies for effectively conveying that information to students, who often find it difficult to grasp.
In this essay, passive voice will be used throughout in order to distance the work done from any researchers, or, in reality, kind of imply all experiments were done by magical lab gremlins and the results were simply recorded.
in this essay, enlightenment will descend upon you without the agency of any living being. you will know things, yet know not how you know.
prepare yourself. it begins.
anyone in this essay smoke weed
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BENJAMIN FRANKLIN AND JOHN ADAMS ONCE HAD TO SHARE A BED IN A CROWDED INN, AND SPENT A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF TIME ARGUING OVER WHETHER OR NOT THE WINDOW SHOULD REMAIN OPEN DURING THE NIGHT, AND WHETHER AN OPEN WINDOW WAS A HEALTHIER WAY TO SLEEP OR A SUREFIRE WAY TO GET SICK.
I wonder who was of which opinion
FRANKLIN WANTED THE WINDOW OPEN, ADAMS WANTED IT CLOSED.
I wonder who won.
FRANKLIN, BY TOTAL KNOCKOUT. HE KEPT EXPLAINING WHY FRESH AIR IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR THE BODY UNTIL ADAMS GOT BORED AND FELL ASLEEP, ALLOWING FRANKLIN TO DO AS HE PLEASED RE: THE WINDOW.
I looked this up and it is 100% true.
didn’t franklin also take WIND BATHS where he’d just strip down and go stand on a hill in the wind or something
THAT WAS ONE OF FRANKLIN’S FAVORITE EXCUSES TO GET NAKED, YEAH