were making this happen

oh look! another asshole who's been into hamsteak since cascade broke the internet-- if you need to know who I am ask off anon for my main

[turntechg-dhead]

dave «» 27 «» he/they/it

no real DNI but I block liberally!

jewish and white

multi-disabled, physically (mobility aides and all) and mentally (been on enough ssri's and mood stabilizers on and off to kill a king)

in the same breath I'll let you know this is an interject blog, I am in a system, I have a dissociative disorder

femme trans dyke, taken by my perfect butch

SUUUUUUUPER TRAUMATIZED and I act like it so uh-- bite me or block me if you don't like my vent bullshit or babbling

under the cut for boundaries and warnings

boundaries:

‼️ MDNI‼️

if yall ask me about my opinions on isreal yall are being antisemitic, im leaving this blog out of it, asking is just you looking to prove im a good or bad jew, im not playing your game, I want peace and safety for everyone and pushing for more of an answer will get you blocked

similar note, I will not reblog any gofundmes or donation posts, this is a sideblog with no followers anyway this won't help you, find someone who has the type of following you can actually help

don't flirt with me, no kindating, no random dom dms, nothing, I'm taken

don't tag me in spam

don't talk to me about d/vek/t I fucking hate that ship at this point (/=a)

⚠️‼️ warnings‼️⚠️

not a porn blog per-say but it's not sfw

incest + CNC + possible ageplay + gore

I'm weird about bro strider and rose lalonde in a lot of strange directions

[notchie]

I'M GOING TO DO THIS TO MY BOOBS AS THEY GROW IN TO APPEAL TO THE MINECRAFT PORN CROWD

[despazito]

[obsessedbyneon]

Why is it called 'Walkman' when they skate?

[the-muppet-joker]

Despite All My Rage...

[pinku8eiga]

WANIMAL Model Pi

[dogpuppy]

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[vooduude2]

My leftover pasta looked so beautiful in the microwave

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[goatsgomoo]

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

[noraguthrie-deactivated20211117]

Me and my friends would’ve killed E.T. with hammers I can tell you that much

[fartsicleguzzler]

do you guys think dan and phil ever forget which one they are

[houndsofbalthazar]

Did you know that taxonomically there is no such thing as a video game?

[toasthaste]

a video game is actually more closely related to a camel than it is to a hagfish

[coolvapetricks4]

I am infertile from eating sceted candles. The

[4waystreet]

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?