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Hey, I'm Duck and this is my desktop. --------------- 17 | dyesexual ~Seattleish Current hair color: pink??

[keristraszas-deactivated2015081]

[quietelegy]

no

[sermna]

hey, it’s time for halloween stuff!

[deepthoughtmod]

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

[walkonmemories-deactivated20180]

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

[drkarayua]

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

[r-a-enbows-moved-deactivated201]

dang how fast do you have to be

[flyawaymax]

cmon

[tabi-dreamer]

puppy eyes

[norhuu]

Sketch of the Beta kinds in formal wear. 

[stagfriend]

TT: Your move.

[mxwormie]

TG: but if im wearing my boyfriends shirt

TG: and youre wearing my boyfriends shirt

TG: then what is john wearing

[insomniatasteslikecottoncandy-d]

EB: kanaya called it ‘couture’

[theendofanera9-deactivated20230]

Visit Original Link

[bishovnen]

[turntechmodhead-blog]

FREE! SCENERY

[cumberbuddy]

Separate post for this screen cap because this ISN’T REAL BENEDICT. JUST WOW.

[wetheurban]

ART: Surreal Mixed Media Collages by Eugenia Loli

Collage artist Eugenia Loli originated in the technology sector, but she decided to leave that rather impersonal world behind in order to build new, exciting worlds via her art. 

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[fruug]

Cool

[ehretha]

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

[multitierqueer]

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.

It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

Whoah science.

Neato.

Supercool.

[gandiethawizard-deactivated2014]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.

[xxviiiiv]

it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy

[marielikestodraw-deactivated201]

woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D

[hungrylikethewolfie]

Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing!  EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?

[drinkerofcolours-deactivated201]

They cant fix the economy

[crazylabscience]

This is too good to be true…

[navk]

People are not rain or snow or autumn leaves; they do not look beautiful when they fall

Nav K  (via splitterherzen)

[turntechmodhead-blog]

shrek one: BEST

shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.

shrek three: bad

shrek four: bad

[revolutionarykoolaid]

Last Night in Ferguson (10.21.14): A state senator was arrested (and mama may have been legally packing), one of the lead organizers, nettaaaaaaaa, was roughed up by police, and one of the main sources of footage/live feeds, Rebel Z, was detained in what seems to have been an intimidation and straight up harassment tactic. The police are out of control, and it’s only getting worse. If you think this is over, you need to look again. #staywoke #farfromover

[revolutionarykoolaid]

Ferguson is still happening. Are you still paying attention?

Tune into Z’s UStream tonight to watch developments live.