Remember Me For Centuries

“If you truly love Nature, you will find beauty everywhere.”

[turntodust-ortogold]

living in the north of england like

[turntodust-ortogold]

British tumblr right now is like half cheeky nandos with the lads and half screaming in terror about the government

[deathtodickens]

Dangling the existence of televised representation over the heads of marginalized groups is exactly how you know something’s wrong with TV.

[turntodust-ortogold]

living in the north of england like

[awwww-cute]

Today I caught the rainbow in my cat’s ear

[lezbhonest]

all my years of blogging have led me to this moment i can officially close now

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

Your cats gaydar just turned on

[x-menunited]

[marxisforbros]

“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches.  “Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds. 

[theboylondon]

For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.

[sun-spiral-deactivated20210109]

I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY

[mangonetics]

“Finally, a cure for my chainsaw hands!” decreed Chainsaw-Hands Joe.

“There is no cure,” said Johnny Five-Dicks. “There’s nothing wrong with us.”

[420moshdad]

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

[alenantonowa]

[as-warm-as-choco]

[cybergata]

[qoor]

sir im going to need to see your license 

[knifetwink-deactivated20221215]

no he’s a very good driver. i’m so proud of him

[qoor]

Don’t you see…he is too young ..

[knifetwink-deactivated20221215]

he just looks young. promise. he will always be my baby boy but he is a man now. i have to accept that

[awwww-cute]

[turntodust-ortogold]

living in the north of england like

[turntodust-ortogold]

living in the north of england like

[handsyouaclementineslice]

did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let’s be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that??

[littorallbones]

“and how are you paying for your preordered copy of “Super Rad And Probably Very Dangerous Beasts And Where To Totally Find Them” by Rubeus Hagrid?

“with deez knuts”

[awsugar]

not to be emo or anything but like….i am

[turntodust-ortogold]

Heroine: *on top of the Villain Lady holding her down* You are defeated

Villain Lady: you forgot about my secret weapon

Villain Lady: it can only be defused by kissing me on the mouth

Heroine: ...

Heroine: you know you could've just asked me out instead of taking over this city

Villain Lady: I'M AWKWARD OK?

[turntodust-ortogold]

living in the north of england like