milf-wagon

| Amy | 26 |

[solaceon]

this is what it looks like when i kiss my little cat's head

[hotvampireadjacent]

[thats-a-cat]

that's a cat ✅️

[princecroutons]

does croutons know how to count to 4

his mind is unburdened by the concept of basically everything

[military-newsboys]

Ilya: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Shane: I wake up at 4:30 am Ilya: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

why do creepy child ghosts always laugh in abandoned buildings. theres nothing even funny in there

[professionallyunstable-deactiva]

self sabotage is weird because what do you mean i make myself miserable and i'm aware of it but don't know how to stop.

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Trapped in the talkative cycle

[funkeepeach]

So it's not my circus, but one of my monkeys did previously work there so i actually have a lot of opinion's on the circus' labor practices

[claracedar]

it is funny to hear that wikipedia is apparently losing site visits to AI because let me tell you wikipedia is not losing site visits from me I am all up in that bitch 24/7 I am reading her down like an enemy I am on wikipedia like white on rice

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

[tahthetrickster]

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

[tahthetrickster]

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

[nightofthecreeps]

Bruce Campbell as Jack Forrest MANIAC COP (1988) dir. William Lustig

[likeafantasy]

25 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (12/25) ↳ the muppet christmas carol (1992)

[xbuggyxboyx]

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

[carbomcoco]

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

[carbomcoco]

they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.

[yesthattoo]

Sometimes "they" are us who got an entire graduate degree for the explicit purpose of saying this stuff where academics might take it seriously.

[weltenwellen]

Joy Sullivan, from “At the Airport”, Instructions for Traveling West

[godkissedme]

me and the persistent phantom guilt that clings to my aura like wet laundry