I don't know how I got here or how to leave

[profmth-deactivated20140808]

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

[deijahsoldblog-deactivated20130]

[multidjc]

I’m not even sorry

[turpenstein]

> 'Press any key'

> Fuck you I do what I want!

> *clicks mouse*

[ultrafacts]

[man-duhh]

The opposing team helped him score omg 😭

[ashermajestywishes]

This makes me so happy

[raptorific]

Fun game for ladies: In front of a geeky dude, say “Silence, Earthling! My name is Darth Vader! I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!”

If he gets all mad, condescendingly explains to you why you’re wrong, or starts talking about that “fake geek girl” nonsense, not...

[eliaamartell]

George R.R. Martin, Amy Poehler and Seth Play Game of Thrones Trivia - Late Night with Seth Meyers [x]

[duplexity-blog]

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

If other games were about Kim Kardashian. More.

[markgatiss]

[starlitewalker]

and the oscar for best picture goes to……damn, space jam again?!? 10th year in a row

[gorskiwll]

[rolandalfred2nd]

I hope the son sees this when he gets older

[cinequeer]

[jeannedelart]

wait what i don’t get it

[screamingintovaginas-deactivate]

Lol it’s funny because fat people are always hungry which is why they’re fat lololol

I actually hate her

[pigeonstalking]

are you fucking kidding me

[nonbinarymerbabe]

beginning to dislike her more and more

[princeaspartame-blog]

she is kind of rounded out herself so where does she even get the right??

but wow what a bitch

[generalivan-deactivated20130302]

And here we have another case of Tumblr being brain dead retarded.

This fine man who had a fat joke made at his expense is Zach Galifianakis. Zach is an actor known for his comedic roles in movies such as the “Hangover” and is also known for his stand-up.

Zach has a comedy show called “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” a show where he interviews well known celebrities and “Maintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs on a set that intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.”

So you see Tumblr, Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t actually being a bitch. She was ACTING like a bitch for the sake of comedy which Mr. Galifianakis himself was fully aware of because he wrote the script, thus making fun of himself.

[deactivated111111111112222-deac]

Tumblr gettin’ schooled always has a place on my blog. 

[turpenstein]

Wait a minute, Hangover was supposed to be funny?

[rivendellcustomersupport-deacti]

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

[ashnroses-deactivated20191223]

how did you get in there.

[gaysformothman]

how did you get out of there

[karkat]

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[turpenstein]

I'm so mad they didn't call it Rum Jeremy

[turpenstein]

How I spent most of my day today

[mashable]

Video games can teach you some pretty valuable lessons.

[paintvrlife]

Leonid Afremov is a passionate painter from Mexico who paints with palette knife with oil on canvas. He loves to express the beauty, harmony and spirit of this world in his paintings, which are rich in different moods, colors and emotions.

[dumbcuntts]

these literally just changed my mood

[babygoatsandfriends]

i sleepy baby goat loaf. Pinnacle Hills Goat Farm