Beware

I was born in the year of the snake, my house is slytherin, and my patronus is a snake :/

[queermatsuda-moved]

if light just said he was gay and swapped out the porno mags for GAY porno mags he would have gotten away with everything, i believe that with my entire being

“why does he have so much to hide” gay, next question. “why does he act so strange around L sometimes” gay, next question. “why is he so perfect and meticulous” gay, next question.

[unrestricted]

[wondersmith-and-sons]

“awful homestuck phase” “problematic superwholock phase” “embarassing h*rry p*tter phase” “toxic m*rvel phase” shut up everyone shut the hell up, we’re unionising and cyberbullying the monarchy fandom. no more ship wars no more headcanon discourse no more fandom infighting only publicly humiliating colonial fetishists from now on 

[chubs-deuce]

It's been a hot minute since I last posted here... Woops

Have some faves that I am currently majorly hyperfixating on 😳

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

questions to torture stuck-up business majors with on a date

• "why can't we just print more money?"

• "inflation? isn't that like, a kink?"

• "why do they call it the FREE market when you have to pay for stuff?"

feel free to add on

[thyrell]

i asked a guy what the difference between stocks and bitcoin is today and he had to go to a different room to calm down

[ollis-beard]

He probably just left the room to look up what the difference is

[rotmance-deactivated20210324]

philip pullman, writing this passage for the ending pages of the amber spyglass, book 3 of his dark materials:

“Everyone except us! And you and I could live here forever and just love each other.” “I will love you forever; whatever happens. Till I die and after I die, and when I find my way out of the land of the dead, I’ll drift about forever, all my atoms, till I find you again…” “I’ll be looking for you, Will, every moment, every single moment. And when we do find each other again, we’ll cling together so tight that nothing and no one’ll ever tear us apart. Every atom of me and every atom of you…We’ll live in birds and flowers and dragonflies and pin trees and in clouds and in those little specks of light you see floating in sunbeams…And when they use our atoms to make new lives, they won’t just be able to take one, they’ll have to take two, one of you and one of me, we’ll be joined so tight…”

10 year old me reading this and being traumatised for the rest of my life:

[toastbutteregg]

[hashtagloveloses]

i was having a good time watching his dark materials but then i remembered

[noxclara]

"The biggest protest" // "National strike" //Plebiscite day"

Chile, 2019 and 2020

[sangled]

the crossover no one asked for

[brothfan1997]

has this been done.....

[carteddd]

in which artemis’ magic is rekindled after his death & resurrection because i said so

plus this cause pog

[loumandliker]

i’m going to lose my goddamned mind at twitter for AGAIN making hot takes about how ~men~ on tiktok wearing skirts or fem clothing are just doing it to prey on girls with SUCH confidence in the ideas that 1. the people making the tiktoks ARE cis men and 2. if the people ARE cis men they’re straight and 3. men dress fem to prey on women as if that isn’t an ancient transmisogynistic talking point

[loumandliker]

and then they’re slapping on “cishet men are celebrated for breaking gender norms while trans ppl are attacked” WHERE?? WHERE ARE THEY CELEBRATED? WHERE are these cishet men who are getting praise for dressing fem from people who ALSO attack trans people? people are accusing them of using fem aesthetics to prey on (cis) women and calling them slurs for one! what fucking reality is this? and what is the basis you have for instantly clocking anyone you perceive to be amab in fem clothing as a cis man? as if amab nb people don’t exist? as if fem trans men and transmasc enbies don’t exist? as if gnc trans women don’t exist????

[loumandliker]

it’s all “nonbinary people can look like anything!” until you see a person with Masculine Features, short hair, and facial hair wearing feminine clothes and then suddenly anyone that doesn’t solidly stick to the gender norms of a single gender is actually just the gender you think they look the most like except they’re also transphobic and appropriating transness..... By Being What You Perceive To Be GNC

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

i have never understood any trend less than i do the entire concept of asmr

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

like. it's been years and i cannot comprehend the idea of a person whispering in my ear being anything other than mindblowingly uncomfortable, let alone soothing, and yet apparently so many people think otherwise that it's become a global phenomenon. i won't judge but i'm not kidding when i say i truly have never understood anything less

[rex-luscus]

I’m convinced that some of us have anti-asmr. The sound of whispering makes me want to claw my face off.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i want you to keep in mind that a shitton of the “NO DoNT VoTe ThERe’s nO DifFereNCe Bt tHE TwO PaRties” nonsense you see going around is coming from bots

who are hoping to influence the election

and who will influence it, to a degree

kind of like… kinda like that one….ya’ll remember that last big. political thing. where. we were voting in a political leader? and then we found out…there was a foreign power influencing voters. through social media? ya’ll. ya’ll remember. that.

[starbowhearts]

Remember that Tumblr has recently introduced a feature to where, when reporting a post, you can select “election integrity” as one of the reasons as to why it is being reported!

[antique-scarecrow]

this! is good to know!

[seongpinkhwa]

reminder that biden wants to:

raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour

scrap past marijuana convictions

make college free for two years

increase the pay for teachers, particularly in underfunded schools

significantly increase taxes on the rich (both direct wealth taxes along with additional taxes on major corporations)

have universal background checks for firearm purchases

get us back into the paris agreement in order to switch to clean energy by 2035 (and his plan has been outlined already and the first few steps have been specified)

end the cocaine sentencing disparity (as it is deeply racist)

abolish the death penalty

support a government mandated 12 weeks of paid family leave for workers

eliminate private prisons

this man fully acknowledges the science behind climate change (unlike trump), wants to work to fix certain racist elements in american society (unlike trump), supports the lower and middle classes (unlike trump), is willing to put his money where his mouth is (unlike trump), and isn’t a full on fascist that ignores the global pandemic and takes the side of neo-nazis and white supremacists (unlike trump). biden is miles better than trump. is he the ideal candidate? no, but he is willing to work towards making the USA a more progressive place and that is the first step we need to take. vote blue.

[cowboysuperhero]

midnight vibes…