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Hey I think people should be kind today and that one day I’ll have a turtle that I can name Sheldon *drops mic*

[killue]

ahut the fuck up i was being joking

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[maidthings]

QUICK TURN ON TUMBLR. ANY BLOG.

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[crankygay]

[ottermatopoeia]

[c3rvida3]

I'm at the laundromat drinking an expired Mountain Dew from the vending machine, which is basically the me version of being a frog on a lily pad.

[victusinveritas]

[newtonpermetersquare]

So that’s basically how it went down

[tricornking]

I resent just how fucking accurate this shitpost is, congratulations OP, you effectively illustrated how Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection became accepted by the wider public using a FUCKING MUPPETS MEME, here is your A+, get the hell out of my office

[molabuddy]

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

[real-language-facts]

a sentence ends with a period because ! it did not get pregnon

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[fruitsfag]

17 years

[airinyourtires]

loss is an adult today. happy birthday loss.

[dogpuppy]

Kid tattled on my kid at the park, told me “your kid called me a bootydog” and it was so fucking hard not to laugh

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]