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I post my opinions and shit I like. Canadian.. fuck our healthcare. Live life as happily as you can, everyone deserves a little peace in their heart. My boyfriend and rats are my life. Maybe someday I’ll finish writing the book I’m working on.

[turtlechicky]

So I’ve run into an issue and have to change blogs I’m now @vampireknitting

[klubbhead]

[tooiconic]

LOL

[dickensign]

[daughterofscotland]

See the source for the whole comic, it’s brilliant.

[supportnotlflcatlon]

I’m sorry, there’s a WORD FOR THIS?!?!?! , mental load, holy shit

[hexingkyriachy-deactivated20200]

Not just heterosexual men, but men in relationships with not-men, but yeah

[knightoflodis]

I can think of a couple things to fix this. First. Teach your children how to properly plan for and do household chores (and this includes the men teaching them this stuff as well). Second. Communicate. Actually. You should be communicating about everything and talking everything out. If you don’t like how the household chores are handled, communicate that. If you want you SO to be part of organizing this stuff so you don’t have to do it alone, let them know, and then sit down with them to hash everything out. And I know some may hate this one. But if your SO was not taught how to properly do things, either teach them, or inform them that you want them to learn in some way. Get them involved. Get them to start planning things out on their own.

I feel like when I see these posts I am always on the outside looking in because my family dynamics were always so different. First. The men in my family are the ones that cook. And they enjoy it. Second. My dad does a lot of the cleaning and grocery shopping, though my mom and dad do argue about how certain chores (like laundry and bills) should be done, but that happens sometimes. Third. I know other parts of my extended family have more equal approaches to all of this stuff. These things are shared between the married couples of my family. I don’t see these lazy male stereotypes in any of my family role models. So these posts will always be a tad strange to me.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

Oh boy I sure do love pissy feminist women telling men what they do and do not think or bear.

[mint-corset]

Why not also make a family board in the kitchen. On it list chores of the house, save a section for what the house needs for if anyone leaves to go to the store they can also get that and save whoever time when they go shopping for the house.

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Honestly yeah, the solution to 90% of these problems is I dunno maybe FUCKING TALK TO YOUR HUSBAND ABOUT THIS SHIT???? I’m sure if you express your frustrations to him he’ll be more than understanding.

[emeraldmercury]

Why is passive aggressiveness so common in women? No seriously. Idk if that’s the correct word but passive aggressive is what’s coming to mind.

Like instead of telling your husband or boyfriend that he made a mistake and talking it out, they make snide “you know what you did” comments, or give him the silent treatment, or snub him like he’s some kind of idiot, or go behind his back and bitch. It’s like they expect him to be a mind reader! 

My mom does this to me sometimes, I’ve had female friends from school treat me like this, and they all expect me to think it’s normal and I’m sitting here scratching my head, wondering if I missed this lesson in “Basic Women Behaviour” because it’s not in my nature to do any of this. 

Like can we start using “toxic femininity” the same way we use “toxic masculinity”? Because passive aggressiveness is a mostly female trait that is VERY TOXIC. 

[memefix]

Here is what we did, when we both had equal time at home, I made a list, being a woman, on all household tasks that need to be done, and how long they take on average, and then we picked one each after another till the list was empty as our responsibility, I have him his list written out clean so he could hang it by his desk and always see what he was responsible for. And that was it, he knew what he had to do, and what tasks he did not have to think about because they were mine, he did his and I did mine, fucking done, its not that hard if you are able to communicate on a third graders level. Now that he works full time and I do not I have taken back all of the household responsibilities, because he works longer than me and he makes the money, we are a team, each of us provides for the other, we do what we can do make life a bit better together, women need to take responsibility for their own happiness.

[thatscottishplay]

are y'all stupid? it’s not about comminication so much as why men don’t feel the need to do household chores in the first place.

[memefix]

Yeah and because their mama’s fucked up we now all have to be miserable and not do anything productive ever to fix this easily fixable problem.

[thatscottishplay]

its the moms fault that men arent taught to do household chores? again, you stupid?

[memefix]

Who thought these useless men? Who raised them? It was not their fathers, look it up men with fathers do better on every posdible aspect of life. I asked mine why he was like he was, fuck off. I am not about that bitching life I am here to fix things. Bye

[thatscottishplay]

I’m talking about being taught from society, but w.e bye

[theroguefeminist]

Okay but is no one seeing the irony that practically all these suggestions put more mental load on women to make chore charts, teach men what to do, and still do a bulk of the planning and nagging and managing of the man? It’s almost like they completely missed the point of the post. Putting the entire burden on women to teach men to be functioning members of a household misses the point that men reading this should be thinking about how they can make their households more egalitarian.

Also miss me with the INCREDIBLE misogyny of labeling all women passive aggressive and blaming women for navigating the pressures of being considered a bitch if they assert themselves with men, as well as situating the ENTIRE blame for society’s gender roles with mothers. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen such blatant misogyny from tumblr users on my dash. LMAO I love the idea of calling misogynist stereotypes “toxic femininity.” Just gross.

[thatscottishplay]

yeah honestly I got so overwhelmed with anger that I couldnt put this into words so thanks iphis

@someoneintheshadow456 @the-mighty-birdy @knightoflodis @absorbednebula learn to read

[mint-corset]

K. Stay mad.

[robert-the-redhead-lover-deacti]

Look at these pathetic children. How could y’all’s parents have failed you this badly? 

Communication is key.

[ricwulf]

I love how this entire thread shows just how much feminists project their entitlement onto others.

Like, this entire situation is almost 100% solvable via communication and teamwork, and it does go both ways. There is zero reason for one person in a relationship to be the one with the sole knowledge on a skill, be it cleaning, washing, cooking, repairing, mowing, etc.

Everyone grows up learning different skills, and in different amounts. As a couple, you should be a partnership and always be working together to improve each other.

He doesn’t know how to cook? Teach and help him learn. She doesn’t know how to mow the lawn/safely use the lawnmower? Teach and help her learn.

There is no excuse for expecting to only receive in a relationship, and think that chores you would otherwise do when single counts as giving to a relationship.

If you can’t work together, maybe you need to look at whether you actually belong together.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

> yeah honestly I got so overwhelmed with anger that I couldnt put this into words

In other words, you were unable to consider the situation rationally.

But you were still absolutely sure you were right.

[jlongbone]

“I can’t clean my house or talk to ppl too much emotional labor” how do you bitches survive?? lmao

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

these girls think it’s a chore to be a normal human being and communicate with their spouse. Just ask your partner to do the dishes it’s not that fucking hard. Do you know it needs doing? do you not wanna do it? Ask your fucking partner. It’s simple and it is actually not that fucking hard.

[turtlechicky]

And y’all wonder why your relationships are unhappy and your a bitter cunt in a crappy relationship. Fucking talk to each other why is it that fucking hard?

My boyfriend works full time, I cannot work at all because of physical issues. But I happily take care of our home. I happily do all the household chores I can for him because of how much he does for me. What I can’t do he does for me, if I need help once I ask he’s there, if there’s something I can’t do that has to be done he does it. It’s called communication and good ducking god does it do a lot at the end of the day. But if all you want to do is sit and bitch about your man, why are you together to begin with?

[hearthome-deactivated20210601]

the abuse was not your fault.

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

Everyone talking about Snake and Samus but yall forgot to mention the biggest nerf in Smash Ultimate 

[fullmetalvenom]

[drafthard]

PURE EVIL

[bob-belcher]

Australia did not censor this ICONIC moment! (x)

[spoonmeb]

i seriously need every white dude with power to have this type of energy. 

[saturnineaqua]

Prep the white woman that looks genuinely disturbed

[yemme]

People are sitting watching America BURN and not saying a word.  Thank you Mr. Robert De Niro. 

[katelynnp7]

I love how people are calling this some kind of iconic moment, as if he was so brave for speaking out, as if everyone would oppose him for saying something so simple minded and sheeplike. You never get a reason as to why they’re mad at him, they just spew the same old bullshit that no one buys anymore and they wonder why their viewership is dying.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

I like how they act like hating Trump is something rare. >This wasn’t even de Niro’s first time this year<.

[v-man339-deactivated20190719]

I love how they did this as Trump, at that very moment, was in Korea defusing one of the longest standing conflicts of our time.

Not a great look, guys.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

“I can say ‘fuck Trump’ on the air to thunderous applause so obviously he’s a cruel fascist dictator controlling our every move we’re living in the hunger games you guys“

[odinoco-deactivated20190531]

what’s so brave about insulting political figures? 

[updatebug]

Can you even imagine being the poor alien sod responsible for auditing an earthling spaceship’s spending allowance? Like: 

“I see, and why do you require many tubes of white plant flavoured paste?” 

“Oh well, if we don’t rub that on our teeth twice daily the bacteria living in my mouth will begin to devour me teeth.” 

“…Noted.” 

“I have also noticed several large shipments of specific medications, and a variety of individually packaged absorbent material - however injury records do not show sufficient numbers to justify these recurrent deliveries.” 

“Ah, yeah, it’s not really an injury per say. As part of our natural reproductive cycle approximately half the population will shed the lining of one of their internal organs and expel it.”

“…that is the most horrifying thing that I have ever heard.”

“Yeah.”

“Does such a process not hurt?”

“That’l be what the medication’s for. Pain killers for the cramps, birth control to stop the process.” 

“…and your reasoning behind the fully functional, high-tech entertainment system?” 

“Okay, that we could probably do without. But in our defence that was actually insisted on as a standard feature of all fleet-ships expected to encounter Terrans. Admiral Plo’Kaght insisted on it. Something about bored humans and a an illegal betting ring featuring a cleaning robot with a knife strapped to it going up against a human with a mop?” 

“…I believe I should speak with my superiors.” 

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

straight culture jokes are just “normal people scare me” in a different wrapper.

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

[did-you-know]

As an inside joke, the officers decided to have the cake decorated in police-blue ribbons and sugared bees (for a “sting”).

The band, led by a city police officer, announced themselves as a weed-loving group named S.P.O.C, which stood for ‘Somebody Protect Our Crops.’ In actuality, it was just COPS spelled backwards.

They played the song ‘I Fought The Law (and the Law Won)’ as a signal to begin the bust.

“Let’s have some fun,” an officer shouted. “Everybody here that’s a cop, stand up! Okay! All the rest of you motherfuckers put your hands on the table, because you’re under arrest! This is a bust!”

I found a video of The Wedding Sting, but there’s no audio :(

Source

[star-anise]

IMAGINE YOUR OTP

[rainbowbarnacle]

WOOOW

[notallbees]

Puts every single fake married AU to shame.

[sizvideos]

Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

[mrs-prism-deactivated20180422]

This is both entertaining and really important.

[accidentallypatriotic-deactivat]

Yo if you’ll reblog the boob campaign, you can damn well reblog Deadpool discussing bollocks.

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

Deadpool is canonically riddled with cancer this is actually such an appropriate campaign

[wet-monsoon]

people/objects randomly exploding in cartoons will forever be the funniest thing in the entire world to me

[tredlocity]

[feynites]

The hilarious thing about watching people talk about their experiences with pokemon go is that I just keep remembering all the edgy ‘realistic’ pokemon reinterpretations that used to go around, and how ‘no the pokemon world would be SO DARK you guys’.

And now there are people going around IRL catching pokemon and they’re just like ‘I WENT OUT AND MADE TWENTY NEW FRIENDS AND FOUND AN EEVEE AND EEVEE IS ALSO MY FRIEND!!!’

So it seems the pokemon setting actually was pretty damn accurate.

[corseque]

I was just at a park by a lake with crowds of people as thick as if there was a fair, all playing Pokemon Go. People rode by on bikes, trying to hatch eggs (one was playing the bicycle theme song on a speaker). The only thing people talked about was Pokemon.

It looked and sounded exactly like I was actually walking down a Route in a Pokemon game. The whole thing was completely surreal.

[meowren-deactivated20190915]

Pokémon Go, the summer of 2016, was the last pure moment in the world & I miss it

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

[lifeofcynch]

HE DESERVES ALL THE KISSES!!!!

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

Reblogging for that face

[bubbathegreat-1]

[kitty-batass]

The punch heard around the world

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

remember when people said to Antifa and the rest of the foaming mad left that once you start justifying punching people for their political opinions, you lose all moral authority or sympathy when they decide to start punching back?

Yeah. It happened.

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

You get so used to the “soft fall” you see in tv and movies that this dude getting knocked brainless and shoved over doesn’t look right.

[nunyabizni]

Cops cleared him too, that guy (the one who got hit) last I heard is in the hospital with brain damage and it’s all his own fault.

[wanderingberserker]

Of course…the Antifa guy went for him first with the baton, Rufio simply hit back…

The amazing part is how the Antifa guy went down in one punch…

[mitchfynde2]

I’m really glad the people who can throw a punch are on the right side of the political violence issue. It would be really bad if it were the other way around. Imagine if every Antifa attack left people with brain damage… and not just like, the joking around kind. It’s sad this Antifa dude made such bad choices in life, but yeah… he deserved what happened to him, there’s no question.

[preciouspastels]

[petty-revenge-stories]

Don't lie to your father.

When my son was 15 he was finally about to go to his first big party. I had a sit down with him and had the drug and alcohol talk. I told him I suspect they will drugs and alcohol at the party and he should be very careful of what he does for there are consequences for everything.

Well I had this conversation with him on a Wednesday (party was on a Friday) That following Thursday I noticed the grass was getting a bit tall, I kept my mouth shut though normally my son and I would cut it together. Friday night came around, my son was heading to the party and I said “Son don’t drink, and don’t come home drunk” he promised he wouldn’t…I knew my son though.

Keep reading

[ixar-of-the-bargains]

Fuck that guy, seriously. Some people don’t deserve to be parents. 

[ironinyourheart]

BEST FATHER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. 

Good job. He told his kid not to do that shit, the kid got a good punishment. 

[ixar-of-the-bargains]

> Forces child to slave labor

> Forbids child from doing what he wants to, even tho he has no right

“Best father in the whole wild world”

Sure. why not.

[hunkadorusrex]

…cutting a lawn is not slave labor. Not even close. 

….Children shouldn’t drink or do drugs, it’s detrimental to their health and can lead to a lot of problems because their brains are still developing. This man has every right to stop his child from hurting themselves, Thats his JOB as a parent.  I will admit that that pot banging and causing his kid to throw up is a little childish but really. He was being punished.  It’s not like he got his ass beat, a much more common “punishment” that is absolutely abuse.  

[yourladyindank]

Remember when my mom made me pull poison ivy vines until my hands were bloody for an entire summer and stripped my room of everything except a basket of clothes and a bed and wouldn’t let me leave HER room except for school for months at a time? Because I would sleep in mine which was unacceptable? And I couldn’t take showers longer than ten minutes. Because I had to be awake and suffering at all times? And she grounded me from the school library and all computers?

Good times.

Good times.

[hunkadorusrex]

See THAT^^^ that above is abuse. That is a horrible way to treat a child and is nothing but horrible and spiteful and I can confirm it because I was there for it.  What I am seeing here is a determination  to see a thing in black in white when it just isn’t. Yes this man could have been more straight forward with his child but if i had to guess this is some down-home southern boy who was never taught those sorts of things. Human’s make mistakes but that doesn’t make them horrible. 

And calling something like mowing a lawn SLAVE LABOR is a horribly gross overstatement that helps absolutely no one.

It was not his Intention to be awful to his child, and compared  to what he could have done he really wasn’t. I’m not saying his was totally in the right but his heart was in the right place, which is more then can be said for a lot of parents.   

[yourladyindank]

All of this