[turtlelioni]

Phoenix had dinner with Kristoph before the events of AA4 (the last supper)

Kristoph defended Phoenix in court. His name means Christ bearer.

Kristoph also blamed Phoenix for that same crime that he needed defense for. Kristoph is constantly referred to as "the devil".

Phoenix was 33 years old in AA4.

Phoenix spent 3 days in jail (the proverbial tomb) before being summoned to court (resurrected) to testify and reveal his true nature (legendary defense attorney).

Shu Takumi please email me.

[aceattorneygamesfan]

Not enough people think about the fact that Larry was most likely an art student, like Phoenix, and they studied together. I think there are so many possible scenarios for fics and arts here, including narumitsu ones (let's continue exploiting Larry as a third wheel). For example, Larry probably counted on Nick graduating with him, and when he tried to find out why Nick went into law, he only received a dramatic "You wouldn't understand. I'm the only one who knows the real him!" (btw literally what that lovesick idiot said in the game). Or they're working on some art project together, and Phoenix is ​​daydreaming, drawing sketches of a prosecutor he saw in the newspaper, even though, dude, we have an assignment due tomorrow! Please, lock the fuck in! Or even just Edgeworth, who doesn't understand art, accidentally insulted the taste of two friends when he said that the shameful painting they spat at "looks normal?" . And Miles, you just lost both the groom and the best man, because you broke the hearts of two artists.

[sacred-portal]

[iraqnroll-deactivated20241123]

[manycrows]

[saeriibon]

[jadeanddiamonds]

For anyone not on aatwt rn, there’s a trend going around where people are posting about the gavinners as if they were a real band and it is the FUNNIEST SHIT EVER they do contain spoilers so proceed with caution but I’m begging y’all please read these😭😭😭

[ot3]

Narumitsu is also a big m/m nothingship. If the original trilogy came out today everyone would be rightfully complaining about how little attention Iris gets from the fandom in comparison.

tea honestly i know this is ragebait but iris really should get more attention shes one of my favorite side characters i think shes very interesting and opens up a lot of meaningful angles for bridging [pun not intended but im keeping it] the gap between the fey family's storyline and phoenix's.

[bumblebeebats]

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

[slowspinningredemption]

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

The Hat Man is our greatest export

[orion-st4rs]

The sploingies

[maidslime]

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[ozempicofficial]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Quick shout out to the Down syndrome kid from my after-school program back when I was in grade school. Like yea he had the usual issues but he was a sweetheart and quite funny; and one day both his parents showed up at the same time to pick him up and I had the experience of meeting a family of genetically disabled people that had jobs and a home and a kid in school and it was a profoundly normalizing experience for me like I couldn’t take eugenicists seriously after that because like “no they totally can have whole entire meaningful lives with marriage and children and work and hobbies have you not met Dennis??” Anyway quick shout out to Dennis you were a real one

[pengosolvent]

Edit: the title for this comic is “Puzzle Rat” this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry it’s  just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really

(it’s completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with “puzzleboy”) Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent

[pocchamarz]

apollo where did your horns go

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[kirkwallguy]

also maybe controversial, but i think even in dai a lot of the writing choices surrounding solas were gimmick-y and done for style rather than for any deep reason... like finding out his lines were actually just written 'to the tune of hallelujah' to sound mystical and musical rather than in actual iambic pentameter for shakespearian tragedy reasons was a betrayal on the same level as finding out half of cole's 'mysterious' banters are actually just film references that mean nothing.

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[2nddoughnut]

I’ve been investigating recently