Jackassery

I love pizza; I also love cake.

[the-golden-purple-box]

[sailatina3]

There's a girl out there with a sad life. Her owner beats her. Her neighbor is an asshole. Her family is nuts. Every day for her is hard. But she always rises up again.

Her name... is penis.

[exo-appreciation]

[sunbeast]

this is my favorite video evcer whats going on

[haaarpb]

ok: i did a very stupid comic put it up on bluesky and immediately got embarrassed and deleted it BUT: im puttin it up again here so u guys cannot judge me

[moniquill]

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

the interpolation on this gif is fucking terrifying, i feel like uncle phil is about to quickly teleport to my house to kill me

[fuelcell]

he’s dash canceling

[sys-aurastella]

[specta-a-deactivated20180419]

Taunt cancel into demon that’s actual tech

[doctorbutler]

[ozempicofficial]

[nevver]

Out where the great black rivers flow, Summer Wagner

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[cholerascum]

money marge

save me

save me money marge

give me one thousand dollars

[will-ow-the-wisp]

Well thank god

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[crazy-brazilian]

[ruinedchildhood]

[iconicanemone]

[elvencantation]

saw this reel and thought tumblr would appreciate it

og caption: “so there’s this trend going around where you put something “that takes the edge off” between your fingers… but the office kind of ran wild with it 😳 my Japanese salarymen are up to no good again 🙏”

[beardedmrbean]

[minecraft]

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

[shodaisatellite]

[triangleguy]

the person who posted this on here is a terf so im reposting it because its really really good

[and-fishing-equipment]

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone