Queen TMNTrash

✦✧git krunk my son✧✦

[duskdragonxiii]

Me whenever im sick: save me osmosis jones you sexy little microscopic blue bitch

[charlesoberonn]

Nerd Character: [sentence with 11th-grade levels of vocabulary and one scientific term]

“Normal Person” Character: In English, please.

[arcadian-dragon-riding]

Nomura: *kisses Draal on the cheek*

Draal: ugh what was that

Nomura: affection

Draal: disgusting

Draal: do it again

[flx-res]

m o n s t e r 🌹 l o v e

[dragonomatopoeia]

me, knowing i will regret this: yeah well that sounds like a problem for future me

future me, in all likelihood: I understand but also fuck you

[randombloggerinthecrowd-blog]

One look is worth a thousand words …

[swarnpert]

people who clean public restrooms are braver than any us marine

[showerthoughtsofficial]

‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, ‘Yeet’ is for distance.

[demilypyro]

good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window

[demilypyro]

me hanging out my window in the dead of night, 1127 AD: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES

a guardsman, already aiming for my nuts with his crossbow: SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH

[latuzki-blog]

It’s Raph/Casey bromance appreciation time! 💕

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

tumblr mobile: yo. ur connection? *slaps my flaccid router* its fuckin chungo dude

[catchymemes]

[awholevarietyofstuff-deactivate]

Fucking dying 😂🤣😂🤣

[isilverandcold]

*a wild new meme that I don’t get appears*

me, not up to date, understanding nothing: I guess I must have that short dick energy, this is very sad, Alison play desperado

[mothric]

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

[onequartercanadian]

some edgy loner character in a TV show: do you know…. do you KNOW what it’s like? to be AFRAID of YOURSELF?

me, thinking about that time i ate an entire family sized bag of doritos in one evening: god dude i sure do

[silverhawk]

i think the california red sided garter snake deserves an appreciation post of its own just bc its so

gorgeous???

literally an Aesthetic Snake

[saintdane05-deactivated20180629]

USAGI YOU LITTLE SHIT

[aratafinwe]

GOD DAMN I LOVE HIM