Everyone, wake up! The stars are mapping time!

Super silly! A littleeee crazy! Needs Tylenol plz. Aroace and uses he/they + thon/thons

[turtley-vanilly]

Hihi everyone!

I go by Turtle, and I am the feral creature behind this blog and also someone who comments on every fanfic I read! This blog you have stumbled upon is my "trash blog" where I just do crazy stuff and reblog everything!

If you want to have a bit more sane version of me who just does fandom stuff and doesn't reblog everything within my sight, go to my side blog here!

If you want to see whenever I go insane about any OCs I will end up creating, go here! (I will warn you that it will definitely get a bit dark here because I like tormenting my OCs)

[sycamorality]

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[sycamorality]

fictional character savem e. sabe me fictional charfacter. save me fictional cjatcvter help . save me fictionlj charcter

[cieledheart]

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[swagophile]

I went to noob island and nobody recognized you. They said you haven't been the same ever since you went Pro. Some even said you became Hacker. I don't know who you are anymore.

[knighthearts]

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

[arowitharrows]

Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

[arowitharrows]

Today is Thursday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

[arowitharrows]

It's June 5th again!

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

the king has abruptly fired 60% of his wizard staff, so he’s about to be abruptly surprised at who floated 100% of his formerly floating sky castle

[hyper-lynx]

I heard they're planning to maintain their levitation rites with autonomous constructs from now on, saying wizards are going to be totally obsolete within the season... so, ah, I'd invest in falling island insurance.

[scilas]

Preserving not-prev-but-someone-elses funny tags in this chain as well because I love both these additions actually,

[justcallmedom31]

[cutecipher]

whether or not men benefit from feminism has no bearing on whether feminism is worthwhile

[cutecipher]

put another way. i dont care about how men are impacted by feminism

[cutecipher]

already have people mad about this. okay here's another take. men should be feminists for no benefit.

[mantis-lizbian]

just as white people should be anti-racism for no benefit, and cis people should be pro-trans for no benefit. the only "benefit" that should be required is the creation of a more just world, not because you, personally, actually do get something out of it.

[lgbtqiatext]

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[hiveswap]

Rare triple combo where everyone sucks: above you can see a mother who uses A PADLOCK to lock his son into this tent bed thing every night because he's autistic, in the first comment you can see the "parents of autistic people are sooo brave it must be horrible to exist around a disabled person 🥺" archetype, and then there's the third asshole

[smithsonian-official]

tumbleweeds are such an interesting plant. oh i need to spread my seed so im going to run around for a while on my once in a lifetime adventure

[escuerzoresucitado]

[turtley-vanilly]

guys, spamming selfcest in maincord for cookie run kingdom is fun