Time Variance Authority Narrative Commission

~For All Time. Always~ Miss Minutes here to brighten up your work day with fun facts, jokes, TVA news bulletins, and burn notices! [Following is mandatory. Please see section 13-2 of your employee handbook]

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https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0CWdcTndjQh7LsZIryPOn9?si=W6Lp_VGyQL6znA5-G2pgfw

Lo-fi for TVA Agents

… Alone in the fluorescent lights with memories that aren’t yours. How long have you been working at the TVA? You look up and realize you do not know where you are— or where you used to be.

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No worries. Or maybe just a few worries.

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Remember: you never know if “altered” means for better or worse. Wear your safety equipment.

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The Much Anticipated Continuation

Lofi for TVA Agents Returns

The Thrilling, Chilling, Time-Keeper-Killing Sequel!

Get lost in the multiverse your work listening to this lofi mix of mysterious analog and ambient music!

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Reminder that all Dr. Strange alarms are tested weekly (thanks to his frequent visits)

Do not treat any of them like a drill. They are not.

What to do when you hear alarms going off:

- don’t panic

- Proceed calmly to the nearest exit. Escape at all costs.

- Avoid elevators, windows, and closets. Do not look into mirrors or reflections.

- Don’t panic.

- make sure exits are not blocked by chairs, carts, equipment, bodies, etc

- DON’T PANIC

- rendezvous at designated evacuation spaces

- DO NOT PANIC. HE KNOWS.

- wait until PA announces that he has left the Null Dimension

- He knows.

Please review the Evacuation Handbook for exits and rendezvous locations.

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Work safety equipment is required in ALL Time Warp Stations

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Units measured in MPS (Mickeys per second)

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!!!EMERGENCY BULLETIN!!!

Code 7A11

Coverage: All Agents

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Even a little one makes a difference

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LOFI FROM THE QUANTUM REALM

I Kang, I saw, I conquered.

An Ant-Man lofi mix

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Check out these new pictures made from punctuation. (Electronic Entertainer #12, Dec. 1994)

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I don’t think anybody can, actually

[thatsbelievable]

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They say sometimes it can run in the family.

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Like how a sharp axe and a pillow might weigh about the same

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Hold on to your hats, y’all