Low-key Is Key

I’m David, I’m bi, from Dallas, and Black by popular demand.

[dogpuppy]

[sleepybitchcity]

@tvteller42

[trickytwitch]

me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

[flanneldragon]

me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

[ammit420]

in order to lead a happy life im gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit

[valtsv]

any other unsettling premonitions you'd like to share with the class?

[valtsv]

[stimman4000]

i log onto tumblr. i open my inbox

message 1: how do i break up with my bf

message 2: tigole bitties

message 3: what slurs, if any, do you think garfield can reclaim? please consider the fact that he’s queer coded but not explicitly queer in your answer

[briannathestrange-deactivated20]

A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

[5weekdays]

ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!

ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho

[hiddendriver]

I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ottosgotanothergun]

The old man was right and you deserve to be shamed, you inhuman technophile.

[blennie]

woah woah ladies, settle down...... (talking to my digestive organs)

[nssrnv-deactivated20230626]

“You do not yet suffer enough to suit me.”

— Friedrich Nietzsche, from Thus Spoke Zarathustra

[atheist-xmas]

I hate driving because you have to do everything perfectly as fast as possible or everyone around you will announce their displeasure with airhorns

[atheist-xmas]

oh and if you mess up you die and kill a bunch of people at the same time

[habibi243]

Twwww I hate y'all 😂

[ohbeauregard]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[gazehoundz]

you would undo God's punishment?

[frawgs]

and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break

[s-ssinful]

Me this week

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid