♥Princess♥

I'm Elyse and I'm just trying my best

[pokemon-personalities]

we all need a friend like brock

[pokemon-personalities]

bro rock is just code for geodude

[shadowhex99]

Brock is just several Geodudes in a trench coat

[obesitysherpa]

Gotta be somethin’

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

graphic design is a stagnant field

[forgetfulforest]

What do you know about graphic design, OP? What do these apps have in common other than similar color schemes? What’s your issue with them. Tell me.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

same color = look the same

look the same = bad

source: idk i’ve sorta kinda been studying art for years and i exhibited my artwork multiple times before graduating high school (where i took college-level art classes) and in college i was in this program called uhhh “BFA Graphic Design” & my design work was selected for exhibition of outstanding work by first-year students & i was on the deans list with a scholarship for academic merit & while i was studying product design the head of the design department personally praised my design work at a critique of our product design projects and after school i’ve worked as a professional artist and designer but nahhhhhh you got me, actually according to you i’m actually an idiot who doesn’t know anything about graphic design

[nihilistwife]

Optimistic nihilism only lads

[nihilistwife]

The universe is an open ended sandbox rpg. There’s no end goal. You can only get achievements. Some of them include making other people happy

[babyanimalgifs]

What were the odds of them meeting each other?! BEAUTIFUL

[chicks1023]

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[ipecacandcivetoil-deactivated20]

so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know

they actually did a study on this

and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches

yes

ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead

it’s incredible

[ipecacandcivetoil-deactivated20]

also, ostriches show notable sexual preference

some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only

[nekosaws]

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

[sunlian-deactivated20180906]

great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now

[dateamonster]

vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?

other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it

[sunspotclover-deactivated202508]

and they were tombmates…

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

oh my god they were tombmates…

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I was looking over some notes I’d taken in a lecture and one of them just said “I’ll kill Freud with my bare hands”

[okaynadine-null-deactivated2014]

i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

[antosescape]

how Lil succulent Bulbasaurs are born <3

please do not repost on other sites

[faeseawitch]

I want one

[missymalice]

“did y’all complain when obama took vacations, too, or are you just mad because it’s trump????” 

[therubbleoroursins]

I’m fascinated by the fact that Phineas and Ferb is a show that actually exists Like I can understand how someone could have come up with the idea of an animated show about stepbrothers trying to find cool ways to spend their summer vacation And from there I can see how the characters of Candace, Isabella, Beauford, Baljeet, Jeremy, and Stacy came about But at what godforsaken point in the thought process did someone go, “Hey, what if there’s an ongoing subplot about their pet who’s a secret agent trying to stop a German guy from channeling his anger towards his abusive parents into conquering the tri-state area?” Just How

[writing-prompt-s]

You have the power to heal others. You are a villain.

[transgirl-link]

I am the American healthcare system

[memehumor]

The fact that you cannot find any journals to back up your viewpoint MAY suggest you need to reassess your viewpoint…

[inchoatewaffle]

^^^

[milliondollargf-deactivated2024]

not to be lactose intolerant but i dont know how to pronounce 80% of white names

[samcahntent]

How racist. How dare you. How dare you refuse to pronounce my daughter’s name. Come on, Makayleighlough, let’s go home.

[thatfineassaliengirl-deactivate]

@therunnersam on a serious note how is that said?

[samcahntent]

It’s pronounced “Jessica” but I like that unique spelling.