They Blorb On My O’s Till I Fixate

Alex | They/Them nonbinary | 26 | cash.app/$ShadowHex

[avakynx]

ナンジャモ | himehajime

[amelia-yap]

mwa

[aeschylus-stan-account]

reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from

[tanadrin]

So one of the things that can apparently contribute to kidney issues in cats is if they eat too much dry food and don't drink enough water; cats are adapted to get a lot of their water from their food since they're originally desert animals, and might not get enough water if they don't eat wet food. Unfortunately, Dozy won't eat wet food no matter what; she categorically refuses to touch the stuff. So a few months ago, we were looking for ways to get Dozy more fluids, and my wife noticed at the pet store a cat drink--basically meat broth with some floaty bits in--that was low-protein and meant for cats with kidney issues. So we figured, worth a try, right?

Great news: she loved it. Super tasty apparently. Great success. Along with the kidney-sensitive treats we found, it was a nice way to supplement her diet. Unforseen long-term consequence though: she loved it so much she began demanding it throughout the day. Like, would come up to us and meow, and meow, and meow, and not stop, until we got up, went to the kitchen, and got her some cat drink.

And by doing so on demand, we have unfortunately created a monster: no matter what we are doing at home, Dozy knows that if she sits next to you and meows, 1) you know what she wants, and 2) you know that she will not stop until you get it for her now. And when you do get it, she gets extremely excited. She will bum rush the kitchen door as you enter. She will run around your feet as you open the can. She will let out the creakiest, crunchiest, most nails-on-the-chalkboard meow you've ever heard if she thinks you're not going fast enough.

I do not begrudge her this. It is gratifying to care for a creature whose most ardent desires are so simple that it is this easy to fulfill them. But I am a little sad, because I know in my heart that I have never loved any comestible as much as she loves this cat drink. She has a pleasure of a purity and intensity that I will never know.

[the creacher in question]

[teaboot]

Nothing on earth could have prepared me for the fucking face of Dozy

[marulki]

[hamonapan]

you are all i long for, all i worship and adore

[soggyvege]

Summer Robin Yippe!! 🍊💙

[jideo-art-compendium]

Seele Vollerei // Wings of Panacea Commission!

Not my usual thing, I know, but I'm pretty proud of how it turned out

[miothle]

O little dove, child of the moon🌕🕊️

[nomohmoss]

if you are afraid, we will look together

[cqtlatte]

farewell, Nod-Krai

[swhftt]

SWHFTT 2‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️

2. New pursuits

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Do yall think it should count as a whole team or just 1 player.

[gongzimaomao]

Have a look at Castorice fanart I made previously!🦋💜

[hamonapan]

columbina

[hamonapan]

you are all i long for, all i worship and adore

[gean-grey-blog]

One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.

I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried

And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.

"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"

I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"

Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.

[caydencrypted]

I’d say this chapter has generational out of context screengrabs but i’m not sure the context actually improves anything