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guerrillatech

cannibalchicken

fuckblast

WE'RE pissing on company time

blackarmychoir

"What if the Wizard is Abigail's real father?" - Overdone, universally accepted as fact

"What if Krobus is Sebastian's real father?" - Groundbreaking, wise, the pieces just fall into place

chirasul

my only advice is to BE CAREFUL posting about holiday traditions around europeans. you'll post something casual like "anyone else watch the old Grinch movie every year? what a classic" and a european will appear as if summoned and say some shit like "funny how USAmericans always CONVENIENTLY forget that Not Everyone On Earth is from The USA…….. no of COURSE we dont watch 'the grunch' or whatever the fuck that is…. our tradition is to attend a community showing of Glummdorf the Racial Stereotype"

themainspoon

European children waiting patiently on Hatemas Eve for Racism Claus to slur down the chimney and segregate all of their presents by colour.

nat-20s

Imagine meeting the most handsome goofiest genderweird butch you've ever seen and she has a dedicated probably monogamous boyfriend who to be fair is actually a pretty cool dude and you're devastated that you can't shoot your shot. Then you find out that up until last year boyfriend was certain he was gay and then he met this handsome goofy genderweird butch and was like oh I like women. Or at least women who are also men sometimes. So I'm bisexual. Also to make things more confusing they're both veterans who are actually pretty staunchly anti-military and hate every admiral they've ever encountered and the butch only went into the military because she desperately needed healthcare coverage for her father and the boyfriend was like. A legacy military brat who realized this is all pretty fucked actually. Congratulations you have encountered modern day Mulan and Li Shang

nat-20s

Big fan of how this has gotten a fair amount of tags that are a long the lines of "that last line hit me like a TRUCK" in surprise. And yet no one has disagreed with me. I'm taking that as a sign that I'm RIGHT

thotsandpreyers

“HOPE” spotted in Washington D.C.

animentality

valeriesolanasapologist

This woman was arrested for WORDS.

We should rally for her as much as the guy who actually shot someone. Push back.

assiraphales

luigi mangione, the SUSPECTED (innocent until proven guilty) united healthcare shooter, has been charged with terrorism. that’s right. a man who supposedly shot ONE SINGLE PERSON is being charged with terrorism. because in america, billionaires lives matter enough that a SINGLE rich man’s death is considered a terrorist act against this country. think about that.

zenosanalytic

Added Context: over a decade of US cops and the FBI explaining how they can't --JUST CANT!!-- charge conservative terror-groups with Terrorism, no matter the intent and scale of their violence, because the laws just dont ALLOW them to charge domestic terrorists

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

mighty-meerkat

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

skopostheorie

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

skopostheorie

"my hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon" awful. 10/10

"my hungry ass could never be a truck driver" ????? 10/10