forbidden moss

my one brain cell is playing stardew valley she/her 23 🖤🩶🤍💜

[forbiddenmoss]

Harvey: hey honey I was wondering what do you think about us.... Maybe ... Having... A baby? Butofcourseifyournotreadyiunderstandhavingachildwouldhaveahugeimoactonyourlifeandofcourseieouldhelpbitiunderstandifyournotreadyijustwanttoaskbutifiammakingyouuncomfortable-

Farmer: yes id like to have a baby with you 😊

Next night farmer gets rescued from the mines

Next night farmer is seem crawling out of the sewer

Next night willy brings them back from ginger island uncauntious

Next night Shane finds them passes out at the forest

Next night hurt at the quary

Next night passes out on the beach

Harvey is patching the farmer up having serious talks about safety then the next night the farmer shows up with their baby flings them in the air gives him some pickles and heads out to hunt slim .

But hey married life ain't easy

[forbiddenmoss]

My head cannons

Elliot is a mermaid

Caroline grows weed in her green house

Sebastian and Sam have had a crush on each other for YEARS

Abigail knows this she keeps making plans the three of them then cancelling in the hopes they confess to each other.

Shane is actually good friends with krobus

The magical creatures show themselves to Haley when she's taking photos in nature. She will never tell Emily worried she'd be upset despite their efforts the creatures never show themselves to them.

Marlon, Willie and the wizard meet up and talk shit about Lewis. They also encourage Marlon to make a move with Marnie (he never does)

Morris and Pierre grew up best friends. Morris had a crush on Caroline and told Pierre next day Pierre had asked her out. Neither has moved on they are rivals in everything.

Alex has zero alcohol tolerance but he doesn't drink anyway so no one knows

Penny planned to run away and work for the night market when she was younger. She writes short stories online about her dream life sailing the seas and traveling the world meeting people.

Robin is working up the courage to divorce dimetrus. She already has the divorce papers from Lewis now she's just waiting.

Clint doesn't have romantic feelings for Emily it's platonic love but because he's so isolated and they are the only person who makes time for him he mistakes this for romantic feelings.

Penny is related to robin on her father's side.

Shane is actually jazs biological father. He donated to help his friends have a baby. He isn't sure when the best time to tell Jaz is.

Leah is an amazing singer. That's how her and Elliot became friends he heard her sing assumed she was a mermaid too. She is either completely oblivious or pretending not to know what Elliot really is.

Gunther is a world renowned EDM DJ in zuzu city. Gunther isn't even his real name he just likes his privacy and no one knowing him.

Jodie consumes the most weed out of all the villagers. That's what happens in Caroline's greenhouse.

Linus is gathering evidence to take down Lewis. The government has been on to Lewis for years but Linus will be the one to expose the truth.

Krobus is wanted is 38 states for identity theft, tax evasion and three cases of possession of dangerous weapons.

Vincent eats bugs

Jaz dared him

Marnie is in a burlesque dancing club with sandy

[delphiniumarchangelmoon]

Consider: Linus is actually an undercover private detective but ended up actually really enjoying the lifestyle he developed during this mission and plans to retire after this job is over and continue living in the outskirts of pelican town.

[forbiddenmoss]

I like to head cannon he's investigating Lewis for tax evasion and misuse of government funds

[forbiddenmoss]

The farmer: Shane, do you have a problem with alcohol?

Shane (wasted af): No no we get along just fine

Harvey: no Shane do you have a drinking problem?

Shane looking at his empty glass: yeah I do have a problem

[mistriavalley]

Shane: How do I make a date really romantic?

Emily: Be mysterious!

*later*

Farmer: Where are we going?

Shane: None of your fucking business

[forbiddenmoss]

He wanted to show me his new chicken. Was a very serious occasion.

[forbiddenmoss]

I need Shane's reaction to seeing the farmer go into Marnies bedroom and leave with the mayors pants.

What would he do? What would he say?

And how will he react at the Lua seeing the mayors pants get pulled out the soup. He'd just look at the farmer.

He'd know.

He'd chuckle.

[thatlesbiancrow]

got this in the mail after... my wedding... with Emily

[forbiddenmoss]

Clint: GIVE. YO. WIFE. AN. AMETHYST

[forbiddenmoss]

Ok so I believe Sam and Abigail have a Christmas tradition of finding as the gifts early and opening them and it only got worse when Vincent joined.

So now Jodie and Caroline need to plan elaborate hiding places and decoy presents. This year it's Kent and pierres task to hide the gifts.

Kent took the game extremely serious and buried them around the village. He gave the kids a shovel and wished them luck.

Pierre forgot to buy presents.

[forbiddenmoss]

If Caroline is a witch then Elliot is a mermaid.

And Haley is a fairy and Emily is a medow sprite.

Then Sean Marnie and Jas are a family of werewolves.

Then Sebastian and Abigail are vampires.

Then robin and Leah are forest sprites.

Then Gunther is a dragon.

Then sandy is a dessert sprite.

So Alex, Vincent and Kent are dragons

Then who am I missing and what are they????

[avernusreject]

Remember kids, every npc is romanceable through the power of delusion

[forbiddenmoss]

*starting at robin*

[soundlessdragon]

Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since

[soundlessdragon]

He is an ungrateful man 😔

[by-dying-i-live]

[i-am-a-fish]

hey, i don't know if you're cozy right now, but if you aren't cozy, please, please get cozy. snuggle up. do whatever you have to do. please I'm begging

[i-am-a-fish]

I wrote this because I am laying without a pillow and my neck hurts and I don't have the motivation to get up. I'm still laying here, and I'm uncomfy. please don't be like me

[forbiddenmoss]

*me in the stock room at work snugging with the Pokémon plushies*

the fish TOLD me to do it

[forbiddenmoss]

Stardew valley town meeting

Lewis: everyone everyone settle down please people? People! Please the meeting is about to start if you c-

Pam: QUIET

Lewis: ah yes thank you now I called this meeting regarding the rumours of the new farmer to cut a long story short in answer to your question... Yes

The new farmer is indeed single

*absolutely Kaos erupts in the meeting hall*

[formercowboymike]

O-kaaaay here u go!! ⭐️⭐️ The stardew valley bachelorrrs 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ mmm yes yes pretty men mmm

[sixonefive]

getting ready for work 🥼

[forbiddenmoss]

I like to imagine that on that snowy winter day where we first seen krobus he runs straight past a hung over Shane. Who sees the farmer following krobus and says nothing.

Cause he ain't a snitch.

That's how I feel Shane and krobus became friends.

Jas mentioned some creature living in the sewer Shane thinks it's a cat and starts leaving food out till one night he's sober and clearly sees krobus taking the food. He starts leaving different food and things for krobus. Eventually Shane asks why the farmer was chasing him and why he lives in the sewer. But again Shane tells no one about this.

Cause he ain't a snitch.

[philosophers-shwag]

This was supposed to be a doodle

[philosophers-shwag]

Combining my two favorite things to get the dopamine levels of someone on heroin

Feel free to zoom in and find all the little details I hid in their outfits