Twerk it Nepeta~

Your name is JACOB and you are a TARDIS ENGINEER. Although that is a pretty silly title since everyone knows that a TARDIS is grown like a TREE and not built. You also wrote the MANUAL that THE DOCTOR threw out. You like to DYE your hair RED every night, how else can it be that exceptionally RED color? You also consider yourself to be a man of EXCEPTIONAL TASTE, frequently wearing a variety of CLASSY TOPHATS. What will you do? ==> Other fandoms/slightly personal blog! Cat Thumbs! Portal Turret! Thief of Heart { wear } DERSE DREAMER

[nero-draco]

"Even if you’re a destroyer, Altera, you can still ride a horse like the wind across the grassy plain, dress up like a bride, hunt the beast running across the field and the birds soaring in the sky, turning them into delicious meals, learn to read, to revel in the songs and dance in golden theater, and many other things. After all, I'm an Emperor, an Idol, a Tyrant, an Artist, a Warrior, a Racer, an Architect, a Politician, a Santa, and many more I want to be."

[etdgshkfjethjrgfd-deactivated20]

Okay so linking to the source of each individual pic like a baws before people bitch

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[pundeserving]

Everyone on 4/13, crawling out of their secret homestuck bunkers,

[sweetarmageddon]

Happy homestuck day everyone !!!

I wish i had more digital homestuck fanart but most of it is traditional and also completely lost. Old wips and more \/\/

[earthwaxx]

Today is April 13th, 2026. 17 years since you first placed your hand on a piano and banged out the tunes, and how far you've come since.

[bottlehawk]

sister who can teleport anywhere and has the hearing, smell, and appetite of a 180 pound german shepherd

[cory177]

my evil collectionun...!!

[thekingkez]

happy homestuck day, you filthy animals

[thekingkez]

happy homestuck day, you filthy animals

[arg0t]

this is the worst thing ive ever made

[crazydiamonds]

- @thedoomtrout

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

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[recursivewitch]

I've never read Homestuck but there's a type of media that I call "a Homestuck" and I think it's a useful categorization. The main criteria are:

long enough that the time investment is a serious barrier to entry

irrevocably changes your personality

brings something genuinely unique to the table. there is no real substitute for reading/playing/watching it in its entirety

Fate/Stay Night is a Homestuck. Worm is a Homestuck. When They Cry is a Homestuck.

Undertale has cultural impact similar to a Homestuck at first glance, but the fact that it's a pretty short and accessible game means that you don't get the particular mix of sunk cost fallacy and an intimate experience with a piece of media that results in you needing to connect with others who have already put in the time investment. You can buy your friends Undertale and expect them to play it if they're not too busy; telling a friend to read Homestuck is giving them a quest that, if accepted, will spark an odyssey. to read someone's Homestuck is an act of love without true equivalent.

[amahr-blog]

[regularlesbian]

this image has a powerful hex on it. if it were not for the salt circle i keep around my laptop i would be facing seven years of torment right now

[wizardshark]

*in the middle of sex* hold on homestuck update

[wizardshark]

hey what the fuck. Who dug this up? What are you doing?? I’m not a historical artifact!!

[bottlehawk]

no sburb beta earth au where dave "microcelebrity" strider suddenly gains a big following on the internet after a spike of people discover his sbahj comics online when a screenshot of one goes particularly viral and turns into a [top text/bottom text] meme and some hipsters are like "woah,, this is actually some really avant garde stuff". when he's churning these out sitting in the bathroom stall at school once a day during lunch period. so then he gets REALLY popular and then inevitably gets cancelled at some point when a communications/poli sci major reads one of his comics and then types up a whole memo board explaining how sbahj is actually neo-conservative propaganda written as part of a conspiracy to undermine the 2008 obama presidency. and there's a whole rage war since the memo board was written really convincingly with red arrows and circles drawn around sweet bro's head and everything and dave hasn't made any public statements about it and also no one actually understands what sbahj is about. so threads are being written up about this and people are like emailing death threats to each other over it and someone even tries to doxx him and then manages to find out he lives in texas and some people start actually taking the whole thing seriously because He's From Texas (never mind the fact it's houston). meanwhile dave just started his midterms and he has to focus because he actually cares about school and his future and so he takes a short "hiatus" which people freak out even more over because they take it as him backing away due to the allegations online. and then after winter break dave comes back and opens up a q&a for his 169th "bro wee ar doign it wee ar making it hapen" special and at some point after a barrage of questions in his inbox (q: was "swety bro and hela jeff crassh on the freway" inspired by a real car accident you were in? a: i don't own a car / q: what job do you have in real life? a: unemployed but i pick up roadkill off the street sometimes / q: who did you vote for in the 2008 primaries a: i didn't) someone finally has the bright idea to ask "hey how old are you" and he replies "i'm 13" and all hell breaks loose.

[equius]

these have been sitting in my photobucket since the tender year of 2012 and i have no credits for any of them. if you know who they are, please let me know. otherwise, enjoy ancient cringe.

[splorfstuffss]

[splorfstuffss]

scariest notification i’ve ever recieved