super bitter.

highly selective, low activity roleplay & ask blog for DIEGO HARGREEVES from netflix's THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY. [ loved by SPARK ]

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pinned!: quick info & guidelines for mobile 🔪

hello! my name is spark, i’m 20+, and this is an rp and ask blog for diego hargreeves from the umbrella academy! i am frequently lurking, but pretty slow when it comes to responding to threads and asks, so please be patient! below are the abridged guidelines for this blog. you can find them in full here.

this blog is anti-callout. they can be faked too easily and i don't like the vitriolic environment that they tend to foster. i’m too tired for tumblr drama, man.

please do not follow or interact if you are under 18.

idc if people ship alluther or if their relationship is acknowledged ic. it's canon in all sources and it doesn’t squick or trigger me.

slightly related, if you think depiction always equals endorsement, please hard block me.

critique is healthy, hate is not. no viktor, luther, or allison hate, please. i acknowledge the umbrella sibs’ issues and love them anyway.

my tagging convention for sensitive and triggering content will be #___ for ts.

i have no triggers and no notable squicks, but please let me know if there’s something i should be mindful of in our threads for your own comfort.

please give this post a ♥ if you’ve read it! thank you, and if you have any questions or concerns, please let me know. 🌻

banner cred. goes to @idcnticxl (thank you, friend!!)

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take my quiz if you want to feel sad about yourself

there are ten results, all colours, and no pop culture questions whatsoever.

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green

oh, darling. you only chose to wear green because someone told you you look good in it. it's much the same with the rest of your life- you give advice, you're good at giving advice, and you're good at being everything they need from you. when is the last time you weren't useful? when is the last time you weren't cunning, and biting, and brilliant? when is the last time you thanked yourself?

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grey

repression tastes like chalk. you build yourself a lighthouse and haunt the stairwell all on your own- you think it's funny. you are angry, and tired, and people want so much from you but never listen when you speak. don't be petty- keep talking- i will listen.

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PSA: Stay out of RP tags for a while.

For the uniformed, over the previous week there have been sock accounts that have indeed been posting shock images of irl gore of a variety of subjects in the tags. Even if that doesn't make you personally squeamish, the clear intent is to expose people to it to potentially trigger / traumatize them. The tags they're spamming with these images range from 'oc rp' to outright '(fandom) rp'. While other blogs have been informing people of these accounts to block, and thankfully tumblr staff appears to be taking the blogs down within a 24 hour timespan, the fact that as of writing this person (or a copycat) is on their third blog and probably won't stop. And if they do, it might just be for a short period of time to get people's guards down. The best way to avoid this is, for the time being, stop browsing rp tags for a while and try to stick with the dashboard. On top of that, while I imagine it is tempting to commentate on these situations, outside of telling people the new URL to block, simply try to continue to use your blog as normal. Don't feed the troll, especially when this is a blatant case of using 'shock images' to elicit a reaction out of a niche community. The 'person' will get bored or realize that their blogs will continue to get banned eventually. PS. If you're concerned that you may get stuff sent directly to you, remind yourself of tumblr's safety features and how if a non-mutual tries to send you an image, it will be blurred out. You are safe as long as you stay out of the tags and avoid the 'for you' page (I'd recommend blacklisting popular rp tags if you feel exceptionally antsy about this situation).

[naileadevoras]

Therapy is not enough I need to uppercut my father

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David Castañeda as Javier in Ballerina

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😮‍💨🔥

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[huariqueje]

Quitting Time - John Moore , 2015.

American, b. 1941 -

Oil on linen, 50 x 42 in.    127 x 106.68 cm.

[kleinergeist]

I recently learned a new defense against dagger attacks that involves grabbing the person's wrist, tripping them, and catching them in a sort of ballroom dancing dip. It's so funny to me. I see you are trying to Stab me, but unfortunately for you, I am going to Hold you in my Strong Arms and make you Uncomfortable

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[pepperf]

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I'm just saying, y'all should listen to Gasolina (new audiobook by Gabriel Urbina) if you want THIS tickling your eardrums.

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it's his number.

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CLARK KENT & LOIS LANE SMALLVILLE | 4.04 Devoted

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you fuckers dont know about my knife knife

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sword

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blocked

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Parried

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early mornings should be reserved for that intense, hushed sex where neither of you are quite awake yet, just panting softly into each others’ mouths, desperately and mindlessly seeking pleasure like it’s the only thing your bodies have ever known.