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Sashimi’s blog

[twiddlenoodle]

Server maintenance was just a huge april fools joke from cheritz, thank god i have trust issues :)

[kristina100000]

the real pandemic is people having instagram accounts

[pedropascalforpresident]

someone: how can you love a video game character that much?

me:

[illustraice]

i..uhhhh………….don’t think he works well under pressure.

[twiddlenoodle]

Your doing great sweaty

[hashtagloveloses]

Take it from climate reporters, indigenous women, and environmental watch groups: the Amazon fire is not just another climate change disaster, it's the Brazilian president actively fucking the entire world.

[twiddlenoodle]

If idiots keep this shit up, there would no longer be an earth for you to make stupid money

[twiddlenoodle]

My brain: let’s remember the era where everyone wanted to fire nct’s stylist

Me, already having flashbacks of nct 127 limitless era: let’s not.

[cafeidols]

you confessed your feelings to your bias, the last meme you saved is their reaction

[jonebby-deactivated20230913]

What 💀

[soft--hours-deactivated20210120]

lord-

[twiddlenoodle]

seems logical

[linktheloveabledork]

Guardians

Ganondorf: What's that noise?

Link: *Screaming and running from a Guardian in the background*

Ganondorf: THIS IS THE HERO OF TIME AND THE MAN WHO'S SUPPOSE TO DEFEAT ME?!

[twiddlenoodle]

My stress and anxiety rises up to 2000% percent whenever the beeping starts escalating

[twiddlenoodle]

Lucas: remind me to tell you about how i hit a tree with your car last night.

Kun: sure-

Kun: YOU WHAT?!

[twiddlenoodle]

Renjun: fuck you

Chenle, pulling out a reverse uno card: No you

[twiddlenoodle]

Lucas: DUCK!!

Kun: WHICH ONE?!

Lucas: BOTH!!

[mistborn]

winwin // character analysis

[twiddlenoodle]

Lucas: being a surgeon is just stabbing someone back to life.

Kun: please never become a surgeon.

[twiddlenoodle]

Ten: how do i look?

Doyoung: pretty

Ten: oh thanks-

Doyoung: pretty ugly

[twiddlenoodle]

Enemies to lovers au of jaemin plsss!! Thankk youu!

[1:00pm] Jaemin stared at you from across the cafeteria lovingly, hearts practically dancing around his eyes.

Right when you look up towards him, he immediately puts on his poker face and stuck his tounge out as if he didn't just stared at you for the past 10 minutes.

[twiddlenoodle]

here’s some song recs 😸 • I like U ~ NIKI • The need to know ~ Wale ft SZA • Chilly ~ NIKI

I love NIKI!!

Thanks for the suggestions ❤ I'll definitely be adding them to my playlist

[twiddlenoodle]

If you could live in any type of au what au would you live in?

mafia au