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In my head The Murderbot Diaries by Martha Wells (funny/sarcastic unreliable killing machine narrator in space) and I Was a Teenage Slasher by Stephen Graham Jones (funny/sarcastic unreliable "killing machine" narrator in Texas) occupy the same sphere and are also both my favorite books. I really do have a strong preference.

kayvsworld

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

liaraswife-deactivated20210629

SHIT

birchpleaze

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

bernardperroud

Utroba Cave in the Rhodope mountains, Bulgaria. Carved by hand more than 3000 years ago (?), it was rediscovered in 2001.

Archeologists hypothesize that an altar built at the end of the cave, which is about 22 m deep, represents either the cervix or the uterus.

At midday, light seeps into the temple through an opening in the ceiling, projecting an image of a phallus on to the floor.

When the sun is at the right angle, in late February or early March, the phallus grows longer and reaches the alter, symbolically fertilizing the womb before the sowing of the spring crops.

patrickat

These people were drawing dicks on the ground with the sun in 1000 BCE. All you fools messing with Sharpies need to step up your game.

jabberwockypie

“Hee! That looks kind of like-”

“Come on, self, don’t make it weird. It’s just a cave.”

*reads article*

“Oh.”

dickstolebyanalien

(desperate for cock voice) im not desperate for cock

isntnothing

I’m in love with this stupid shirt

landfill-dreamland

doubleca5t

CHAPPELL!!! CHAPPELL NO!!! CHAPPELL CHECK THE POLITICS AND LEGAL ISSUES SECTION OF HER WIKIPEDIA CHAPPELLLLLLLLL

@twigfoon

the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption