Life's a joke and I'm not in on it

Rachel. she/they. 27 years old with no money and no prospects. Lesbian. I have a twilight side blog in the year of our lord 2026. It’s twilightmademegay.tumblr.com

[reallifeisafunnything]

I don’t know who I am anymore, or if I even bothered to become someone else at all.

Maine by The Tragic Thrills//The Gold- Phoebe Bridgers Version by Manchester Orchestra//Coming Soon by Annie DiRusso//a conversation about identity by tea//Between the Bars by Elliott Smith//Reeth by Penny and Sparrow//Funeral by Phoebe Bridgers//Soft & Warm by Voxtrot//The Record Player Song by Daisy the Great//I Guess by Mitski

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[lakevida]

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

[subcultureblues]

but after that im chewing on it

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

[solitairians]

they call me the text ignorer for reasons I'll probably explain to you in a few days or so

[guooey]

[dogpuppy]

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.

[oneheadtoanother]

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[beemovieerotica]

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[dogpuppy]

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

paul mccartney

[pregnantpaulmccartney]

look idk how you got that photo of me but im a very private person and id just. id really rather not have that on the internet.

[mclennonyaoi]

i need you

[oneheadtoanother]

[catfancyceo]

Let's kill this guy with mama.

[lakevida]

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

[veltroxx]

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

[lakevida]

save it for linkedin brother