That's right, this titanite is a twink

Main blog is visible to my irl friends. This one's a personal page, where I can say odd shit, be horny, post politics, etc. No minors pls! Main starts with a C and ends with a g. You'll see it in the notes.

[twinking-titanite]

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- I'm in my mid-20s, he/him(/they, sometimes? Who knows. Not me!)

- Bi. Leaning straight but like, queer enough to be funny.

- You can call me K, if you want. Or Twink.

- U.S. (unfortunately)

- No minors on the blog, please. I'm going to post nsfw from time to time, and I'm not cool w you engaging with that on my page.

- Engaged! (I'm allowed to look but not touch! 😁)

- Also, if you're under 20, I'm probably not replying to your DMs or anything. Nothing personal, I promise. I'm a teacher, if you're as young as any of my former students, I'm out.

- Call me a "swing voter," the way I'm TAKING SWINGS at fascists. (Republicans are fascists, btw. Have been the whole time. Move that needle, y'all.)

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[frankendykes-monster]

[immaplatypus]

so I looked up the article to make sure it wasn’t taken out of context and it’s even better than I could’ve thought:

Holland said this allowed him to “lay down the law” on the “Spider-Man” set “and say, ‘We are not going to come to set and figure it out. We need to know why we are making this movie beyond the fact that it’s ‘Spider-Man 4’ and they make loads of money and we’re going to just have a big summer. Why are we making this movie?’ And Destin was super instrumental in that, but it was just really great to constantly be calling up the studio and [producers] Amy [Pascal] and Rachel [O’Connor], who I love, and be like, ‘Well, Chris is doing it this way. This is how I think we should be doing it.’ ”

Apparently Sony allowed Holland to postpone Spider-Man production due to how reliable Christopher Nolan is to actually wrapping up on time. Holland said this ended up beneficial because it allowed them to hire Destin Daniel Cretton (director of Shang-Chi) and give him a proper six months for further script development.

Holland also says The Odyssey was “the best experience I’ve had on the film set,” and that “I feel like I have a new perspective on where I want to exist in Hollywood.”

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[yadelah]

[infinitepleasuresworld-deactiva]

[rationalisms]

using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

[doppelgender]

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

[doppelgender]

[iys-cloud]

I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:

[reachartwork]

"‘mech pilots are horny because they get sweaty and fuck after the fights’ you pedestrian, mech pilots are horny because the neural feedback loop from striking an acquired target w/ +90% accuracy on a full flight of LRMs makes most pilots leak in their seat. It’s not about two pilots, separated by mountains of metal, learning to mutually respect the others skill it’s about how these industrial war machines have direct lines into their nervous systems and an oxytocin & dopamine tap directly linking destruction to pleasure."

-twitter user nyetalia

[reachartwork]

yeah sure i'll permanently attach that addition to this image

[bruzum]

[bruzum]

[cutecipher]

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

[cutecipher]

clap. clap for fat gay women

[necromancelena]

I like that she looks anxious and on edge

[necromancelena]

she looks like she'd say "jeepers!"

[necromancelena]

hey spit that out! drop it! hey!

[synthbug]

@crabussy

[mercurymascara]

[kaban-bang]

[milf-adjacent]

[ampervadasz]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

[princecharmingtobe]

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

[rando-posts]

“I cast Iron Gate!”

[diary-of-a-teenage-blacksmith]

As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[kittykittyredcat]

[sensibleshroom]

Bo Katan is like Scrat and the acorn except it's the Dark Saber

[the-haiku-bot]

Bo Katan is like

Scrat and the acorn except

it’s the Dark Saber

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.