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pineappical

compilation of silly animations i made

ooppo

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

ooppo

not that i care

penandinkprincess

parenting commitment level 3000

penandinkprincess

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

stonerparty

o-blivia

kira-serialfaggot

congrats for drugs for winning the war on drugs

stardial

me

nicepersonality

I would rest in the tower

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if you are would rest in the tower

a-sentient-cup

poll test

if my calculations are correct

this is gonna

have an absurd amount of time until it expires

but i don't know if it's repeatable

Choice 5

Voting ended onOct 30, 2025

a-sentient-cup

hehe

bisexualisopod

we’re almost there (and by almost there i do in fact mean about 427 days left but thats a lot less than 969 so)

a-sentient-cup

it started at 1000 days lol so over halfway there

1989nihil

According to the date calculator on timeanddate.com, this polls will end on

Friday, 31st of October 2025

charl0ttan

they always stop the blood pressure cuff right before it gets to the good part

laughingsquid

Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ

lunapics

This is the best friend a person could ever have.

rockabillywife

You’re mommy’s bad little jaywalker, aren’t you?go ahead, walk across the street without using a crosswalk. Wouldn’t you like to cross the street when there’s not enough time left on the walking signal? 😈

diariodeunpoeta

intangibleseafoam

Im glad we're all on the same wavelength tonight

jellybeanium124

there's a jewish story about a rich man who goes to his rabbi to ask him about building an orphanage, and the rabbi is like "yeah duh go for it!!" and then later the rich guy comes back and is like "actually I've decided not to... I was just doing it for my own image and not coz I cared about orphans" and the rabbi was like "bitch the orphans don't care why you're building the orphanage!!!" and sometimes I wish I could say that to lefties who haven't unpacked their christian upbringing. sometimes motives don't matter!! who give a fuck why a politician wants to do a good thing? bitch the orphans don't!!