on a trip with my friend and she brought her boyfriend who is half mexican from south carolina and a millennial…. ive been grilling him all weekend

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on a trip with my friend and she brought her boyfriend who is half mexican from south carolina and a millennial…. ive been grilling him all weekend
dare i say andrew minyard core?
if anyone ever tells you need to love yourself before you can find love just throw the aftg books at them
getting more and more scared about kevins books cus the more i read the extra content or of jeans pov, kevins pov sounds like this to me:
kevin: so i pulled up psu and latched onto the first mean guy dressed in all black with serious control issues i could find. We then developed this weird bond/hatred for each other so i thought we were gonna fuck about it but apparently MY personality is unbearable
kevin 9 or so months later: so i recruited this weird lil guy that also hates me but also seems weirdly bonded to me and i thought WE were definitely gonna fuck about it but then he barged into my room, called me hasbin cripple and ran away
kevin another 9 months later: so the two little feral rats that didnt fuck me are now fucking EACHOTHER and not me cus apparently they’re “too good” for me, which is crazy because they’ve both killed people before
it’s been a year since the aftg mermaid au i was reading has updated and i mourn that fic every single day of my life
absolutely adore how canon kevin fumbles every single person he ever encounters while fanon kevin is the passed around princess
im sorry i genuinely dgaf even if chappell roan did make that 11 yr old girl cry
me explaining how much i adore doomed kevjean but for endgame purposes jerejean is the only answer
me having to explain that im not anti-polyamory every time i say i dont like kandriel because im not, my brothers name is just kevin and i cant read smut in these conditions
besides the fact that you shouldnt be cosplaying from fandoms u havent even read the books for, FOR MONEY…..
who lied to this cosplayer and told him he looks like neil ;-;
ive never seen someone look less like neil in my life
really annoying when people try cosplaying aftg characters for clout without having read the books. Our fandom isn't your next moneymaker just because that one other book series you used is now associated with a TERF….
andrew core
reading the extra content has been so eye opening for wtf was going in kevins pov and im going insane at these revelations
bro was so used to in-team hate fucking, he saw neil making eyes at him when he first pulled up and was like “alr”
no wonder the scene of “give me ur game” read so erotic, kevin thought they were gonna fuck about it and neils asexual ass was like “damn this games rlly intense” and “hes bullying me cus i suck😔”
meanwhile this is kevins second failed attempt to hate fuck in palmetto
ive come back to edit this and add how much funnier it would be if kevin himself wasnt picking up on that vibe either and andrews just in the conrner watching them like
“……🧍”
”yall im still here”
neil when the foxes ask why he trusts andrew:
one of the most rewarding parts about reading AFTG was that during the first two books i had an ongoing joke of ‘take a shot every time Andrew touches Neils neck.” just for Andrew to pull up in book three saying that Neil’s the one with the neck fetish. mmhhhhmmm.
thank god the only traditional job Andrew ever had he got through Nicky cus i just imagine him in an interview
interviewer: so why should we hire you?
Andrew: *shrugs*
interviewer: alright… why do you want to work at mcdonalds?
Andrew: this is a mcdonalds?
as traumatic as Neil’s stay in evermore was, whenever I read the part that Jean was the one who did his hair, I have the mental image of Jean as a stressed hairdresser and laugh
“The color is OFF!” “No stop Neil-“ slaps his hand away “stop touching it!” “Riko is this box dye?! I CANNOT WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS!” “theywantmetoremoveeightyearsofblackboxdyeinanafternoonimgoingtokillsomeone” “Neil what if we just buzz it all off?” “THIS ISN’T AUBURN U GAVE ME MANICPANIC!!!” “Okay now this is curl cream, and this is hair oil -pay attention- if I see even a strand of frizz at championships after all the work I put in, I’m going to kill you before your father or Riko, you hear me you little shit?!” “RIKO THESE ARE KITCHEN SCISSORS!! WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL UR MONEY GOING??” “When my parents sold me to be a professional athlete i didn’t know I was going to be dry heaving over brad mondo haircut tutorials but here we are lol”