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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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@twisted-visage
fishing memes are funny and i have come to love fishing enthusiast byleth
or as i’d also like to call “dimitri went to do extra credit with fisherman byleth….but at what cost”
June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.
how does this only have 150 notes
I fucking laughed so hard at this all artists are hilarious
I have had this scheduled since december
oh its that day again
wow mood
WHO IS MAKING CHARMANDER LURES
Replica Silph Pokeballs made by MasenkoProps
Toph wants everyone to know that she’s the best earthbender in the world and she won’t stop until everyone knows
A) i was a church organist
B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk
C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds
Which one is a lie
First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing
@antifamutantdown what do u want me to draw shittily
This is too much power but I’ll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you.
FUCK
Op, you said SHITTILY
All Might: You don't want Midoriya to break his bones.
All Might: And I don't want Midoriya to break his bones.
All Might: So now we gotta make sure Midoriya doesn't want Midoriya to break his bones.
Uraraka: Fantastic plan but have you met Deku?
There’s an infinity stone out there just for this
pls support these shitty comics www.patreon.com/extrafabulouscomics
last time i had sleep paralysis that kid Wen from lemonade mouth stood at the end of my bed and did the rap to Determinate for like 3 hours straight and i haven’t slept peacefully since
I tried to warn y’all
please back me and my game on kickstarter. thank you.
just as a reminder i made this post 15 months ago and because of my incapacity to let a joke fucking die im still working on making this garbage real
Some dude: Hey bro you got the time?
Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm
Context:
I thought this was some shitpost and I just accepted it
Today I met a woman, whose age she did not mention because she is a lady, was buying a lot of Star Wars merch because we had it on sale. And she was telling me that she couldn’t wait to see the new one and how she was going to stay up and see the midnight release and take pictures of people in costumes. She was so excited, and then she leans in close:
“You know, all these young men at these conventions- they see me and they ask me trivia about this that and the other thing and I tell them- ‘Son, I went to see the first one in 1977 before you were even a twinkle in your daddy’s eye.’ If I don’t know the answer, its because I damn forgot.”
This cycles around again every time there’s another Star Wars movie and I hope that the lady is at each and every opening night with unlimited sass for these nerfherders.
Same. (via matsuda98)
the tilting of the manhole cover back into place is what makes this video