Mathematurgy

He/Him | Bisexual  - A Mathematician by trade and a big fan of Steven Universe and D&D.

[pearl-jam-bud]

@mathematurgist commissioned their stunning oc again 🫒🐍🌱🌿

[mathematurgist]

Thank you so much! She looks incredible!

[kaereth]

Another commission for @blackcur-rants - Prince Eric (attempting to) teach Ariel how to cook!

[lady-raziel]

This is why we can never let local news die. Commitment to the bit as an art form must survive

[illiardbilliard]

Going Outta Style

[hell-alka]

Today is my Birthday!! I would be grateful for repost of my works >////< You can also support me with a tip here or here <3

[wicked-ghoul]

Had to do it lol

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Art by @wicked-ghoul

[polubrony]

Mama-birb

Another fanart for Emily's Exorcist Rehab by Anonymous on ao3 (the series that Hell's New Management is a part of)

Idk, I just wanted to draw a pile of sleeping angels (holy hell was that a lot of wings to draw let me tell ya)

[happyllamaglama]

when the weird relative shows up to the farm

[krisrisk]

i have never seen an animal moving this silly

[bluewizardnonesense]

“Camels are far too intelligent to admit to being intelligent”

“Camels are largely made of knees, going in all directions”

“Camels gallop by throwing their feet as far away from them as possible and then running to keep up”

-Sir Terry Pratchett, discworld series

[tamanduaclaws]

Seconding @ellynneversweet's tags 😂

[adamtotscomix]

[animentality]

[ms-demeanor]

Do not attempt to out-malicious-compliance the staff at the malicious compliance conference.

[ms-demeanor]

Some dipshit decided to pay the conference fee ($250) in quarters. He handed us a wrapped plastic bag full of loose change. "It's all there," he said with a shit-eating grin, "you can count it."

Oh buddy. We're going to count it. What were you expecting?

At about the time I got to $60, he offered to give us $300 collateral so he could get his badge and go to the conference.

No, bud. You get to watch the most dyscalculic staffer count to a thousand while all your friends go in to the breakfast and find seats for the first talk.

[ms-demeanor]

"Ruining someone's day" is the favorite hobby of everyone here. Why would you hand us the perfect opportunity to wreck your shit and think that was an own? Half the con is calling him "Untraceable," the other half is calling him "Quarter Boy" and nobody cares what he says his handle is.

I spent an hour counting that and made him go fetch me baggies to hold it every fifty dollars.

[ms-demeanor]

This ended up being a good bonus prank for me too, because when the counting was done I wrapped the bags in gaffer's tape and spent the rest of the day handing it to people very casually while saying "oh here, hold this for a sec" and then watching they weren't ready for the weight (I only did this to people I know well enough to know this wouldn't hurt them).

[ms-demeanor]

It's an infosec conference, so it's a weekend in a hotel full of people whose favorite thing is breaking the law and whose second favorite thing is following the letter of the law while cheerfully violating the spirit.

[ms-demeanor]

Thank you, that means a lot coming from you, @unyanizedcatboys

[v0xcent]

they're so similar. if they ever actually teamed up they would become too powerful and implode in on themselves from sheer workaholism/borderline delusional levels of belief in themselves

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

one of THE scariest comedy videos i've ever seen about to hit a milestone

[sleepless-cavia]

[mamoswole]

When I tell that I LOVE solarpunk

[powersandplanetaries]

[hunter-rodrigez]

Oh, I remember this, the edit was done by youtuber Waffle to the left.

They didn't just cut out the parts with the oat milk, they skillfully edited over all the god-damn branding and replaced the audio.

But what I still find most hilarious about this whole commercial is the fact that everything they show in this solar punk world seems to be made with sustainable, zero waste and reusable materials.

Everything EXCEPT THE FUCKING CHOBANI BRANDED STUFF! The only plastic you see in this whole commercial is all the straight to the landfill packaging made by the very corporation that tries to sell how sustainable and "green" they are. Unintentional self satire at its finest.

They couldn't even show their yogurt and milk in (basically infinitely reusable) glass containers because they pretty much only sell their shit in plastic

It is such a perfect example of the true face of "green" capitalism, it's hilarious.

[undeadentropy]

The punk in this solarpunk comes from cutting the corporation out of the picture

[eco-socialism]

ALSO

Another really interesting thing about this edit is that they changed the label on the side of the apple-picking machine.

From "donations" to "commons". It's a subtle change, but it makes a huge difference in the world-building of the video. The former implies that this big orchard belongs to an owner and that they're donating the fruits to "the less fortunate" (and, by extension, that poverty is still a thing); the latter implies that the orchard belongs to everyone and that the fruits are free to take in the spirit of solidarity.

Waffle To The Left brought out the potential in this gorgeous video and made it an actual solarpunk utopia — without brands and without corporate pandering, complete with true common ownership over land and resources.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[alexaloraetheris]

NASA watching this: Ah, I'd been wondering why the office feels so empty today.

[naamahdarling]

The reporter's suit is INCREDIBLE. God I love furries. I wish I were one of you. I wish I understood your ways.

[teathattast]

[littlemissh0ney]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[madmadamemimble]

the lip syncing has me shook to absolute death

[dontrecognisememirk]

Why does it fit so well???

[aberrantemotion]

Robot creator sees their creation say they want to be a girl and they're just like

"How the hell did that happen??? I could've sworn I- no yeah honey of course I support you. I'm obviously going to modify your shell to fit how you feel but I programmed you and I put nothing about desire for gender in there??? Like I need to figure out how th- NONONO, I FULLY BELIEVE AND SUPPORT YOU AND EVERYTHING I SWEAR. YOURE A GIRL AND YOU GET TO DECIDE THAT, but if your programming is able to change or you can change it I need to know how it's happening so your programming doesn't corrupt and erase who knows what vital function- IM NOT SAYING THAT YOU NEED TO NOT BE A GIRL TO LIVE, PLEASE LISTEN- "

[aberrantemotion]

imagine perfectly understanding my post, the vision, knowing what to say that could enhance it further, then leaving it in the tags lmao