Musings of a Anthropomorphic Coyote

Technology Oriented, Geek mentality, the love of being a furry, and a spark of insanity to keep all together

[ephemeralconstructs]

[twitchyasacoyote]

So THAT's why Warden told Jared that the safeword was "Baby make wee wee"

[twitchyasacoyote]

there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds

[andrewblushie]

What can you expect, from filthy little heathens, Their whole disgusting race is like a curse!

Their skin is hellish grey, and we will make them pay! They’re vermin as i say and worse!

They’re homestucks! homestucks! Barely even human!

Homestucks Homestucks! Drive them from tumblr! They’re not like you and me, that means they must be evil! We must sound the drums of war!

They’re homestucks homestucks! Dirty grey skinned  devils! Now we sound the drums of war!

[problematicorca-archived-deacti]

Now.. Who’s afraid of the big bad Wolf~?

[twitchyasacoyote]

You're gonna have to try harder if you're gonna scare me Wolf...

[theodore-g-wiggins-blog]

Don’t look at me like that, geez.

This door? You mean to tell me that Mr. One-ler’s just sitting in there? Pfffttt hahaha okay, okay—

*walks up to the door*

Howdy-do “Mr. One-ler”.

*knocks*

[one-dark-passenger]

Who’s there?

[survivialswag]

Doris.

[theodore-g-wiggins-blog]

[one-dark-passenger]

Doris who?

[survivialswag]

Doris staying locked til you stop tryin’ to eat people, Princess.

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

“Say what?” He growled through grit teeth, eyes narrowed down at the wound; he had an idea of what the other wanted to hear but refusing to say it.

[twitchyasacoyote]

Vincent sighed a little “That “m a dumbass for trying the fucking lift and I had this comming.” he replied looking off to the side of the room, ears flat against his head

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

His eyes narrowed further. “You’re a dumbass for trying the fucking lift…but you had bothing coming.” He said quietly albeit gruffly. “You fuckin’…god damn it, Vincent!” His fist came down hard on the bloodied surface, eyes down cast with his hair in his face as he threw the bloody cotton balls of somewhere. “You’re not supposed to be a fucking infected!”

[twitchyasacoyote]

Vincent exhaled softly “None of us are supposed to be infected….but it happens…” he replied as he sat back up looking back at the other “More than likely my fate’s been sealed unless we synthesize a cure or by some shear dumb luck my body can overtake the infection.” he replied before looking back to Greed with a smile “I think I’ll come out fine though. After all, how many people can say they survived rabies?”

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

“Fuckin’ smart ass.” Greed grumbled low and shaky as he went bak to cleaning the wound. “I don’t know how to give proper stiches…” He commeted dully, glaring down at a needle that sat in a clear box woth some steing in the kit.

[twitchyasacoyote]

Vin grins and does a fake licking gesture at Greed's face and ear twitches "That's why you love me." he replied coyly. before taking the suture kit "I know how only because they made us do medical first aid back in basic training." he replied taking the  needle and inhales slightly before slipping it under the skin and pokes it out on the other side in a diagonal looping fashion. Hissing slightly as the thread followed before tying it off into a surgeons knot making sure the wound was closed tightly as he sighs he looks up at Greed with a half-smile "See? good as new." He smiled though in the back of his mind he was worried as hell about the infection, WAS he actually infected? it looked fine. Only time will tell and he really didn't feel like offing himself because of some misfortune with a quack and a zombie.

[ostolero]

the other one didnt have jpeg artifacts you fat nasty trash

[criticalbread]

No. Just, no. This really pisses me off, and let me tell you about it.

THIS IS SHIT. This is the biggest pile of bull shit I’ve seen all week. I don’t care if this is supposed to be “funny”, to be “a joke”, because it’s not fucking funny. No one should be posting this, no one should be reblogging this, no one should think this is alright. Thinking, “oh, how funny, why don’t I reblog this? It’s cute, it’s a joke, haha a good laugh at myself, other people can laugh too,” but jokes are only funny when there’s truth in them. To use this towards yourself in jest is to in some small way whisper in the darkest corner of your heart, “It’s true”. And it’s not.

There’s a power in words. To say them to someone, to have them said to you, is only the beginning. It does not even matter if they are serious or lighthearted, because once you take those words in to your heart and begin repeating them to yourself, that is when they begin to have power over you. What starts as something carelessly said without consequence does not remain without consequence. I used to joke casually about my weight, my thighs, my body. My friends picked it up from me and began making the jokes, too, and it stuck all throughout high school. And once you say something enough times, you begin to believe it. It becomes true. If there was one thing I could take back, it would be the first time the words left my lips, because they haven’t left me since. Not a single. Fucking. Day.

No one should be saying these words, to themselves or others, because they are not worthy of you and they are not true. No one, not a single person on here, is trash. None of you deserve to be called nasty. And if you’re fat? Who says that that’s a bad thing? Why is being fat being made synonymous with being trash, with nastiness? What kind of message is this supposed to be sending? To your friends, the people you care about, what are you telling them by posting this?

You are all of you gorgeous, creative, intelligent, compassionate, wonderful human beings, and I don’t EVER want to see this on my dash again.

This really annoys me.

[gaymzee-deactivated20120603]

shut up you fat nasty trash

[vouisluitton-deactivated2018071]

Its Tuesday, asshole

[meepoh]

[breastforce]

[deadyotewalking]

The world’s slowly dying…

We need a hero to  make a cure for this flu but… is this world even able to be saved now?

Nothing’s the same now…

Buildings are collapsing…

Any kind of tech is a hit or miss on being able to work…

I keep hearing survivors crying out on the radio for help…or offering help…I’m becoming deaf to the infernal thing now.

In all honesty I think I am infected….not in the way of turning into a zombie just….more of the way of I’m losing my drive to survive this hell hole….

I could really use a glimmer of hope here….

[Mods Note: This can be open RP if you wanna rp with me :3 ]

[twitchyasacoyote]

You. Must. Vote. (by vlogbrothers)

[earthcookies]

[twitchyasacoyote]

Swag: Stares at fire

Swag: Screams swear words at fire

Swag: Flips fire off

Swag: Pours bottle of vodka on fire

Swag:

Fire: Crackles

Swag:

Swag:

Swag: Cool

Swag:

Swag:

Swag:

Fire: EXPLODES

Swag:

Swag:

Swag: Shit.

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

“Say what?” He growled through grit teeth, eyes narrowed down at the wound; he had an idea of what the other wanted to hear but refusing to say it.

[twitchyasacoyote]

Vincent sighed a little “That “m a dumbass for trying the fucking lift and I had this comming.” he replied looking off to the side of the room, ears flat against his head

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

His eyes narrowed further. “You’re a dumbass for trying the fucking lift…but you had bothing coming.” He said quietly albeit gruffly. “You fuckin’…god damn it, Vincent!” His fist came down hard on the bloodied surface, eyes down cast with his hair in his face as he threw the bloody cotton balls of somewhere. “You’re not supposed to be a fucking infected!”

[twitchyasacoyote]

Vincent exhaled softly "None of us are supposed to be infected....but it happens..." he replied as he sat back up looking back at the other "More than likely my fate's been sealed unless we synthesize a cure or by some shear dumb luck my body can overtake the infection." he replied before looking back to Greed with a smile "I think I'll come out fine though. After all, how many people can say they survived rabies?"

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

“Say what?” He growled through grit teeth, eyes narrowed down at the wound; he had an idea of what the other wanted to hear but refusing to say it.

[twitchyasacoyote]

Vincent sighed a little "That "m a dumbass for trying the fucking lift and I had this comming." he replied looking off to the side of the room, ears flat against his head

[htkfr-deactivated20150930]

This is the second time I found this EXACT same note stuck under my windshield wiper after work. To whoever is doing this: Get a new fucking hobby.

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

Finally, the last floor. Greed kicked the door until it burst open, striding in and kicking it closed behind him. “Vince?!”

[twitchyasacoyote]

Vince groaned weakly as the chemical began to wear off. He perked his ears, hearing the other call his name. He tried to move again “I’m here!” he barked out only to have the female zombie and a freshly turned zombie scientist turn toward him now, the two moved over and hovered dangerously close by ”ANY TIME NOW GREED!” he yelled out, hoping his voice carried though the thick door as the female licked slowly at his neck, meanwhile the room outside where greed was was still dimly lit. the glow sticks loosing their power and could only light small portions of the area

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

Greed strained to hear but in the low light of the glow sticks took note of a door not very far off. Surprised at himself for not noticing it sooner he rolled his eyes and ran up to it. Locked. “God fucking…” He raised his ax and came down hard on the thick metal, easily penetrating straight through.

[deadyotewalking]

One of the zombies had their jaws around his neck now, another right on his stomach, ready to tear into him as he whimpered “Damnit…I didn’t wanna die like this…” he muttered softly as a tear ran down the side of his neck, then it happened, there was a loud thud along with a rather large gash through the door, it seemed to only take one hit as the door busted off it’s hinged, the two zombies looked up to see who was intruding. All vincent could do was turn his head and look before smiling “Greed-AUGH!!!” he yelled out, the female dug into the side of his stomach sinking her teeth in deep as the coyote tried to thrash her off the best he could, howling out in pain

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

Greed let out a battle cry sa he charged forward, slashing the zombie by his neck. There was really no rush to get the one by his belly seeing as it was already too late; he was just trying to cause his less pain. Once that one was down he went for the girl by his belly, decapitating her before she even knew what was going on. Her jaws were still clenched on him as the body fell to the floor…

“F-fuck…Fuck!” Ax thrown aside Greed pried her teeth off of him as fast as he could manage without just ripping the head away and ausing more damage. “Shit…” Throwing the head aside he hung his own as he looked down at the wound. “God damn…” He continually muttered various curses as he bared his teeth and quickly moved to free the other from his binds.

“God fucking damn it!”

[twitchyasacoyote]

Vincent get struggling the best he could until Greed manged to pry the two off. Once free he grunted as he shot up and clutched his side, wincing as he was bleeding profusely “Shit!” the other barked out he lurched forward and tore into one of his pant legs, ripping the fabric off as he shoved it into the wound, hissing loudly “Go find a stimp-pack! Quick!” he winced as he tried to slow the crimson colored blood from gushing, already feeling light headed

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

“W-what?!” He cried in confusion, though he looked around frantically anyway.

[twitchyasacoyote]

Vincent grunted as he jsut fell back on the table “Ungh…just find a med kit or somthing” he replied  trying to stay awake now

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

Greed growled to himself as he started throwing and pushing things arpund kn an attempt to find some sort of…somwthing, that might help. He muttered a continuous string of curses as he searched, coming up empty handed for a full three minutes before finally pulling up an old medical kit and rushing to Vince’s side.

[twitchyasacoyote]

Vince was rather quiet now. Just holding his side now as he felt light headed. The bleeding slowed down a bit from the pressure he kept on his side as he muttered “Fucking….mad doctor….bitchass…zombie….” he grunted as he tried sitting up but found not much strength to. Having to really fight to set up as he looked at greed with a rather drowsy  look “Found one eh?”

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

Greed didn’t respond as he got to work, opening up and rumaging theough the case. “This shit is so outdated.” He geumbled as antiseptic, cotton balls and gauze were pulled from the kit, set down and prepared. “Hold your breath.” He muttered as a few Cotton balla were soaked with antiseptic and promptly pressed to Vince’s wounds.

“Wow, this is useless.” He commented, referring to the fact that he was attenpting to clean a diseased wound.

[twitchyasacoyote]

Vin grunted feeling the antiseptic do its work on his wound, before sighing a bit. He even chuckled at the other's comment "Yeah...still...just normal stuff so it doesn't get any worse than it is now..." he replied with a smirk "So go ahead and say it..."

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

Finally, the last floor. Greed kicked the door until it burst open, striding in and kicking it closed behind him. “Vince?!”

[twitchyasacoyote]

Vince groaned weakly as the chemical began to wear off. He perked his ears, hearing the other call his name. He tried to move again “I’m here!” he barked out only to have the female zombie and a freshly turned zombie scientist turn toward him now, the two moved over and hovered dangerously close by ”ANY TIME NOW GREED!” he yelled out, hoping his voice carried though the thick door as the female licked slowly at his neck, meanwhile the room outside where greed was was still dimly lit. the glow sticks loosing their power and could only light small portions of the area

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

Greed strained to hear but in the low light of the glow sticks took note of a door not very far off. Surprised at himself for not noticing it sooner he rolled his eyes and ran up to it. Locked. “God fucking…” He raised his ax and came down hard on the thick metal, easily penetrating straight through.

[deadyotewalking]

One of the zombies had their jaws around his neck now, another right on his stomach, ready to tear into him as he whimpered “Damnit…I didn’t wanna die like this…” he muttered softly as a tear ran down the side of his neck, then it happened, there was a loud thud along with a rather large gash through the door, it seemed to only take one hit as the door busted off it’s hinged, the two zombies looked up to see who was intruding. All vincent could do was turn his head and look before smiling “Greed-AUGH!!!” he yelled out, the female dug into the side of his stomach sinking her teeth in deep as the coyote tried to thrash her off the best he could, howling out in pain

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

Greed let out a battle cry sa he charged forward, slashing the zombie by his neck. There was really no rush to get the one by his belly seeing as it was already too late; he was just trying to cause his less pain. Once that one was down he went for the girl by his belly, decapitating her before she even knew what was going on. Her jaws were still clenched on him as the body fell to the floor…

“F-fuck…Fuck!” Ax thrown aside Greed pried her teeth off of him as fast as he could manage without just ripping the head away and ausing more damage. “Shit…” Throwing the head aside he hung his own as he looked down at the wound. “God damn…” He continually muttered various curses as he bared his teeth and quickly moved to free the other from his binds.

“God fucking damn it!”

[twitchyasacoyote]

Vincent get struggling the best he could until Greed manged to pry the two off. Once free he grunted as he shot up and clutched his side, wincing as he was bleeding profusely “Shit!” the other barked out he lurched forward and tore into one of his pant legs, ripping the fabric off as he shoved it into the wound, hissing loudly “Go find a stimp-pack! Quick!” he winced as he tried to slow the crimson colored blood from gushing, already feeling light headed

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

“W-what?!” He cried in confusion, though he looked around frantically anyway.

[twitchyasacoyote]

Vincent grunted as he jsut fell back on the table “Ungh…just find a med kit or somthing” he replied  trying to stay awake now

[apocalyptic-entertainler-blog]

Greed growled to himself as he started throwing and pushing things arpund kn an attempt to find some sort of…somwthing, that might help. He muttered a continuous string of curses as he searched, coming up empty handed for a full three minutes before finally pulling up an old medical kit and rushing to Vince’s side.

[twitchyasacoyote]

Vince was rather quiet now. Just holding his side now as he felt light headed. The bleeding slowed down a bit from the pressure he kept on his side as he muttered "Fucking....mad doctor....bitchass...zombie...." he grunted as he tried sitting up but found not much strength to. Having to really fight to set up as he looked at greed with a rather drowsy  look "Found one eh?"

[chancestokilll]

if I ever meet a guy who has gone through the trauma of a mental illness, I would hug him so hard because people forget that guys suffer too. Guys self harm, guys are suicidal, guys are insecure, guys have eating disorders. I would just want him to know that he was not alone.

[juleslovesyouu-deactivated20121]

this.

[injusticed-insecurities-deactiv]

if you dont reblog this. you will forever be a peasant to me.

[chancestokilll]

sorry, I had to reblog this…

[or-you-could-just-not-deactivat]

no one should be sorry for reblogging this