Rat of a person

they/he, mid 20s

[jvhdb]

every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going

[maelwife]

[amygdalae]

"biblically accurate" is such a pet peeve of mine like it means nothing and don't remind me the bible exists thanks

[amygdalae]

"none of these words are in the bible" I do not care what is in the bible you're scaring me

[angelicguy]

[justplainrain]

[whale-blanket]

[video: gianni matragrano, cosplaying as columbo, walks up to a kitchen counter and says: “hi there. uh,” (loud fumbling for his wallet, opening it to show an id) “lieutenant columbo, LAPD, homicide department.”

he puts his wallet back. someone uses twitch points to overlay someone throwing a pipebomb onto the screen. gianni says, trying to contain a laugh, “pipebomb.” the pipebomb explodes. cheering erupts. end alt text.]

[nonlynear]

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you

[sacred-portal]

[darkpagesworld]

[kitkenk]

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

[worldscoolest]

Just received a very small batch of ‘Every Pill I Took: 2000 – 2001’ by Michael Lorenzini.

[physiologicdeadspace]

A human hand anatomised and preserved for teaching.19th century.

[folkdances]

A week later, on March 24, the President hosted his first state dinner, for Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau of Canada. He complained to Haldeman about it the next morning: "We've got to speed up these dinners. They take forever. So why don't we just leave out the soup course?" "Well...," Haldeman began. Nixon cut him off: "Men don't really like soup." On a hunch, the chief of staff called the President's valet, Manolo Sanchez, and asked: "Was there anything wrong with the President's suit after that dinner last night?" "Yes. He spilled soup down the vest." The action memo went out: No more soup, ever.

Richard Reeves, President Nixon: Alone in the White House

[dethpicablewabbit]

[impormable]

a crucial observation from my lifelong friend

[theonion]

Eyes widening in awe as the 3D-rendered content appeared on his Instagram feed, local 38-year-old Derek Ludlow reported Wednesday that he felt genuinely inspired by an AI-generated video of a lion wearing a Rolex. “Holy shit, this cat’s got a big-ass watch, he’s wearing a tuxedo, and he’s smoking the fattest cigar I’ve ever seen,” Ludlow said to himself as he reposted the highly stylized reel with the caption “GOALS,” accompanied by three diamond emojis.

Full Story

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[soup-mother]

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

[bonivers]

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

[trickstarbrave]