Two Gay Legs

The legs are gay

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My dad used a dog collar as a belt...we POOR poor

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When your neck just wONT CRACK

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I don’t think my friends will ever let me live down the time I forgot how to count

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Fuck

I hate girls

[twogaylegs-blog]

*to the tune of the “bitch imma cow” song

Bitch I’m a fag

Bitch I’m a fag

I’m not a straight

I don’t gag

Bitch im a fag

Bitch I’m a fag

I go yyaaaassssssss

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rules and shit: tag 10 followers you want to know better

tagged by: @fandomearth but i wasnt actually tagged lol

star sign: aquarius

gender: all at once i suppose

height: 5'6"

sexuality: bisexual

wallpaper:

where do you see yourself in ten years?: fuck if i know tbh

if you could be anywhere where would you be?: i wanna go to denmark or norway but idk if i could ever leave iowa tbh

fave 90s show: dont really watch tv but im going with spongebob

last kiss: nope

ever been stood up: does my dad planning on telling me that my grandpa died and decide to not do so count???

been to vegas: furthest west i have been is oklahoma

fave shoes: all three pairs of my pointe shoes because they are my babies

fave fruit: apples

stupidest thing you have ever done: trust my dad

fave book: the hobbit silm or six of crows

fave gif:

tagging: @andie-the-great @queer-and-sick-of-your-shit @myheadislostintheclouds @wallpatterns @the-derp-returns @dreadful-puns-and-finger-guns @putting-the-ace-in-space @aro-ace-from-outer-space22 @nylaporp @hogwartsderp

[im-delirious]

Thanks ma

Star sign: Leo

Gender: Female

Height: 5'8

Sexuality: Straight

Wallpaper:

Where do you see yourself in ten years: lol idk is this a job interview?

If you could be anywhere where would you be: here, at my house. I’ve had a busy Summer. But I want to go to Venice.

Fav 90s show: Friends

Last kiss: Dad’s cheek

Ever been stood up: I’m not really sure

Been to Vegas: nope

Fav shoes: Do my slippers count?

Fav fruit: raspberries

Stupidest thing I’ve ever done: idk what to choose

Fav book: Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli OR Simon Vs The Homo Sapien Agenda by someoneiforgethername

Fav gif:

And also adding fav reaction pic because I must:

[im-delirious]

@goweninsane @maxietheunicorn @honey-and-moris-lovechild @jamesspidercat @epitome-of-odd @queenkidagakash-is-bi @is-reggie-okay @bookshelpwithmysocialanxiety (I’m not sure if you’re actually following me but,,) @cvsaire @just-hell-responses (also don’t know if you’re following me but hey, it’s ya gurl) @mormonfellowhere

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Star sign: I don’t mess w/ that crap

Gender: cis male, possibly genderflux male

Height: 5'8" yo!!! Same as @the-derp-returns!!!

Sexuality: graysexual, biromantic

Lock screen wallpaper: this here vaporwave pic

Home screen wallpaper: can’t find it but it’s a pic of this here dog of mine

Where do you see yourself in ten years: released a video game, gone insane, started a cult, and took them into the Canadian wilderness to build a commune

If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be: At Saw Con lmao

Favorite 90s show: Hunter X Hunter

Last kiss: the dog pictured above

Ever been stood up: never even tried to go on a date but I did once arrange to go to a nearby canyon to do some primitive technology with two of my friends but neither showed up

Been to Vegas: many times, but only enjoyed it when we ate at a cheap Asian buffet

Favorite shoes: nope

Favorite fruit: Sugma berry

Most idiotic thing I ever did: got into a heated argument with my second cousin about sexuality at a wedding reception while there were young kids present. I was wrong but maybe on the right track btw.

Favorite book: uuuhhhh the Beyonders trilogy by Brandon Mull is pretty good and I’m currently enjoying Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

Favorite gif: sorry no, but one of my favorite YouTube videos is this one: https://youtu.be/pqOFUhP6cWk

Tagging:

@corbeau57 @turduckenail @xanotherxdimensionx-main @lighthouse1138 @yotesaysthegote @entenkonigin @z0zimus @is-reggie-okay @hey-im-a-goblin

And @pwapboi followed me at some point so I’m tagging them too

[turduckenail]

Star sign: Scorpio

Gender: cis female basically

Height: About 5'8", give or take a bit.

Sexuality: bisexual

Lock screen: my dog and cat chilling on the deck.

Where do you see yourself in ten years: with significantly more cats and plants than I have now, hopefully a published author, drinking way too much tea and living in a house that may-or-may-not actually be haunted but screw it I’m gonna pretend it is.

If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be: a very specific version of reality that currently exists in my head and nowhere else.

Favorite 90s show: … I can’t remember any except for Spongebob so I’m gonna go with that. It was a 90s show right?

Last kiss: I give platonic kisses out like they’re candy and they’ve started to blur together at this point.

Ever been stood up: A few months back I was gonna play dnd with someone over discord but they never showed.

Been to Vegas: Nope.

Favorite shoes: my barefoot runners. They so comfy

Favorite fruit: blueberries

Most idiotic thing I ever did: I called homosexuality unnatural in middle school and look where that got me.

Favorite book: the swallow: a ghost story, by Charis Cotter.

Favorite gif:

Tagging: @seb-vit @couchwriting @elizarumm @elerryn (who might be the same person but *shrug* I’m not actually sure) @bee-sprout @chepi @brushstrokesapocalyptic @satansmomhasgotitgoinon @starkstruckus @queenkidagakash-is-bi

And none of you have to complete this if you don’t want to. :)

[seb-vit]

Star sign: pieces I think

Gender: male

Height: 1.85 (in the superior system)

Sexuality: straight

Lock screen: dog

Where do you see yourself in 10 years: in my house chilling or studying or if I’m very lucky I might be out for ice cream

If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be: Mars

Favourite 90s show: Dexter’s lab

Last kiss: I dunno

Been to Vegas: Naw

Favourite shoes: I can’t pick favourites, I have each pair of shoes for about a month and it is always a very special month

Favourite fruit: apples

Most idiotic thing that I’ve ever done: apart from existing

Favourite book: wonder

Favourite gif:

@just-shower-responses @just-shower-responses-x420 @just-existentialcrisis-thoughts @just-binch-thoughts @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @everything-is-better-with-a-ph @just-thot-thoughts @shyce-overgod @actuallyjuststealingmemes @i-am-a-fish

[just-existentialcrisis-thoughts]

Star sign: Taurus

Gender: female

Hight: idk?????

Sexuality: straight

Lock screen:

Where do you see yourself in 10 years: alive

If you could be anywhere rn where would you be?: 7 star hotel in like idk somewhere nice

Favourite 90’s show: there’s a few

Last kiss: xD don’t make me laugh of course I haven’t kissed anyone ok that’s kinda sad now.

Been to Vegas?: lol no

Fav shoes?: black nike

Fav fruit?: all of them idk xD

Most idiotic thing I’ve done?: Breath

Fav book: maze runner series or wonder

Tags: @i-am-a-fish @just-shower-thoughts @just-shower-responses @justcornthoughts @j-s-r-r-r-r-r-responses @just-hell-responses @just-binch-thoughts @just-cat-thoughts @just-showery-responses @just-another-band-devotee

Fav gif:

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Thank you @just-existentialcrisis-thoughts for tagging me

Star sign: Virgo

Gender: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Height: 5’6

Sexuality: Pansexual

Wallpaper:

Where do you see yourself in ten years?: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you could be anywhere where would it be?:

A concert on the your that MCR and Green Day did together back in the early 2000’s

Favorite 90’s show: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I don’t watch tv that much

Last Kiss: Never

Ever been stood up?:

Like on a date? I’ve never been on one.

Been to Vegas?: Nope

Favorite shoes: my favorite that I own are my only pair. Black and white converse

Favorite Fruit: I guess peaches

Stupidest thing you’ve ever done: Just one thing? Everything I do is extremely stupid.

Favorite book?: A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J Maas

Fav gif:

I tag: @partypoisonsam @pure-emo-trash @incrediblynotlegit @welcome-to-the-pride-parade @coolglasz @kobrakidfromyesterday @that-one-aro-who-is-way-too-emo @overlyfandomobsessed @emomusicwhore @oddlybored

[kobrakidfromyesterday]

Aw thanks for tagging me @just-another-band-devotee <3

Star sign: Gemini

Gender: Cis girl

Sexuality: Pansexual

Height: 5ft 4"

Wallpaper:

Where do you see yourself in ten years: No fucking idea -_-

If you could be anywhere where’d would it be:

A time/ alternate dimension when/ where MCR are still together

Favourite 90s show: F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Last kiss: April, ugh

Ever been stood up: No

Been to Vegas: Nope

Favourite shoes: White Keds with floral embroidery

Favourite fruit: Mangoes!

Stupidest thing you’ve ever done: In 9th grade I ran down an up-going escalator to see my crush and the mall security caught me. +_+

Favourite book: A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini

Favourite GIF:

I tag @spacepunkxs @snowberryshy @searchingclouds @prettylittlelifeforms @sarcastic-fun @gerardxway @hesitantzero @slytherin-with-style @paula1707 @ah-h-fuck

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Thanks @kobrakidfromyesterday!

Star sign- Pisces

Gender- cis girl

Sexuality- bi and ace (biromantic asexual)

Height- 5'2

Wallpaper-

And the inside is just black…

Where do you see yourself in ten years?- hopefully with a job and going to super cool punk concerts… idk

If you could be anywhere where would you be?- oooh I dunno! I have to think about that for a while…

Favorite 90s show- hmm I don’t watch a lot of them, but let’s say FRIENDS

Last kiss- NEVER (but I’m okay with that 😂😊)

Been stood up- nope

Been to vegas- nope

Favorite shoes- my black docs or converse

Favorite fruit- watermelon…?

Stupidest thing you’ve done- hmm a lot of stuff… once I threw a pencil at a kid on accident and almost got noticed by a teacher in 8th grade

Favorite book- Under The Big Black Sun by John Doe (LA Punk) <3

Favorite gif-

@gerardwaysbabyiero @jcwolf15

@scolarin n @shitty-punkz @polegremlin @atticdemons

@silentwolf-8 @osbournebemydaddy y @theboywhodaredtofangirl rl @punk-isnt-dead-its-a-vampire

@sorta-phantastic tic @silentninja79 ja79 @oxycontin–genocide

@khemical-kai

[allpinsandneedles]

I was tagged by @spacepunkxs . Thanks for the tag, my dude!

1. Star sign- Aquarius

2. Gender- uh… genderqueer

3. Sexuality- demisexual

4. Height- 5'9"

5. Wallpaper- can’t get a picture right now, but I may upload one later

***Edit- Wallpaper is here!

6. Where do you see yourself in ten years?- uh, in college hopefully, maybe law school

7. If you could be anywhere, where would you be?- not to be cheesy, but my gf’s house! I haven’t seen her in a while and I miss her

Favourite 90’s show?- I only watch three TV shows; Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Sherlock

Last Kiss?- With my gf, last time I saw her

Been stood up?- Nope

Been to Vegas?- I was actually born there!

Favourite shoes?- My black Doc Martians

Favourite fruit?- Donut peaches

Stupidest thing I’ve ever done?- I jumped into a full garbage can for a dare. I also ended up getting road burns all up my side. I’ve done a lot of stupid shit tho.

Favourite gif?-

I tag @oneofcrowleysnusiances @sophie-needs-help @thatfunsizednerd @frerardisreal666 @flowercrownenby @authorpocketcow and all of my followers!!

[thatfunsizednerd]

Tagged by @theboywhodaredtofangirl. Thanks :)

Star sign- Aries

Gender- female

Sexuality- bisexual

Height- 4′9″

Wallpaper-

lock:

home:

Where do you see yourself in ten years?- no idea. none at all.

If you could be anywhere, where would you be?- 

Favourite 90’s show?- Full House

Last Kiss?- never, nope.

Been stood up?- Nope

Been to Vegas?- Once. I think I was 11 on a trip to the west with my family.

Favourite shoes?- My boots or Clarks sneakers

Favourite fruit?- Peaches or plums

Stupidest thing I’ve ever done?- I have no idea. I try not to remember them.

Favourite gif?- 

I guess, @colourofbreaths @distressedmoonchild @imnottinyimfunsized @thatsadnerd @curlyfrythings @likefireandice @all-hail-the-peridorito @evie-leafy @rancron @saint-of-gibraltar

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I got tagged by my dude @thatfunsizednerd . Thanks, this was fun *ironic finger guns*

Star sign: Taurus

Gender: female

Sexuality: bisexual

height: like, 4'10"??? idk how feet and inches work i use centimetres

wallpapers: lockscreen

same as my header

home

Where do u see yourself in 10 years : Out of my closet with a nice job writing for a magazine or newspaper, preferably living in an apartment in downtown toronto.

If u could be anywhere, where would you be? : like, maybe the comfiest bed ever to exist, im hella sleepy.

Favourite 90’s tv show: Sabrina the teenage witch. I wasnt even alive in the 90’s but i remember my mom and i used to watch it on tv after dinner.

last kiss: in my previous life lol (i havent been kissed yet but im fine with that)

Been stood up?: nope

been to vegas?: nope

Favourite shoes?: i used to have these really cute ankle boots and i wore them everywhere

Favourite fruit: strawberries. Especially dipped in chocolate

Stupidest thing i’ve done : in my last english exam, i forgot to read the words “do not” and i lost 4 marks on that question. Everything else in the paper was correct.

Favourite gif :

imma tag : @bangtanmemelords @taesbeach @wingedparadisedreamer @katyagsblog And @i-have-the-anx

[katyagsblog]

Wow thanks I’m honored❤❤❤

Star sign- Cancer

Gender- Female

Sexuality- I’m a lesbian

Height- 4'11 shut the fuck up I’m tiny

Wallpaper-

Where do I see myself in ten years- idk working on my first novel, with a day job as a journalist or an english teacher, hopefully with a cute gf living in a small apartment in NYC.

If I could be anywhere, where would I be- hmm at home in nyc watching shane dawson with my best friend

Favorite 90’s tv show- spongebob ig I don’t rlly watch much 90’s tv

Last kiss- oh god when I was in like what 6th or 7th fucking grade with my best friend to this day Maude ig it was spin the bottle or truth or dare

Been stood up- nah I dont think so

Been to Vegas- no

Favorite shoes- oh my fucking black and white sneaker vans love that lesbian aesthetic for me

Favorite fruit- graaappeefrruuit

Stupidest thing ive done- oh fuck um I actually believed that this girl i dated liked me when it was a fucking dare and she was not even bi.

Fave gif-

Those two and I tag @authorpocketcow @books-and-nonsense @twogaylegs fuck i can’t think of any more OH @brucebannerdeservesbetter ❤❤❤

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Star sign -Pisces

Gender-leg

Sexuality-gay obviously

Height-5’6

Wallpaper: my lock screen is my brother with one of my dogs and my homescreen is my other dog

Where do you see yourself in 10 years: law school

If you could be anywhere where would you be: my bed

Favorite 90s tv show: full house? Was that the 90s? Idk

Last kiss: like last week I think

Been stood up: nopee

Been to Vegas:no

Favorite shoes: my black converse that I put rainbow laces in

Favorite fruit:peaches

Stupidest thing I’ve done:Rode my bike down a steep hill when my brakes weren’t working (I cut my face open ctfu)

Favorite gif:

I didn’t have one until I just found this and Issa mood

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

If you’re not willing to snort my ashes then what kind of friend are you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you are incredibly valid

[axolotlcipher]

I’m goin to have my ashes mixed in with glitter confetti cannons that will be at my funeral so when my funeral song(thnks fr th mmrs by fall out boy) hits its chorus I can be blasted all over my mourners.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

inconveniencing people even from the grave

[deluxeloy]

At my funeral everyone else gets cremated.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

This is honestly my favorite single statement in the English language and I’m willing to bet I’d love it just as much in any translated form

[coffin-flop]

My best friend wants to have her ashes sprinkled on top of risotto & wants her will to state that whoever eats her ashes can have her estate.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You are so lucky to have this person as a friend

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Real Question: Is eating someone that’s been cremated cannibalism?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You People Comprehensively Exhaust Me

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

pour my ashes into a hoola hoop and enter as many competions as you can. my spirit will be with you.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Comprehensively

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I almost ate ashes on accident yesterday oops

[itsmypoopoopanicmode-deactivate]

I’m so fucking tired of my mutuals refusing to exercise critical thinking. Stop putting Johnny on a pedestal when he a) ate the sugar and b) fucking lied to his father about it when directly confronted.

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Ok but his dad is feeding into that behavior

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I’m hurt. I feel personally attacked. @ me next time

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we have a bag with like 30 rolls in my fridge and my family said ‘these will never get eaten’ ...do they not know me i ate  like 5 of them just today

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i was just about to like a post but then i noticed that it had 666 notes and kept scrolling 

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just tried to brush my tongue and got reminded of how gay i am very fast

[best-shower-thoughts]

There would be a lot less Uranus jokes if they named it Myanus. (source)

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i feel like there would be more tbh

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I may be a skinny legend, but that doesn't matter right now

unkown

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name a more iconic duo than josh peck and shane dawson...ill wait

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ONE OF A KIND

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im fucking shaking

[robot-dogs]

ok which one of you bought him??????

[werefurb]

👀

[twogaylegs-blog]

i think i need to delete this app

[tyneasia]

Day 50 without sex, just fainted while stirring mac & cheese.

[twogaylegs-blog]

just thinking about the ‘that’s what good pussy sound like’ vine