birb ♡

funsized | any pronouns | 23 | bi | math lover and major | FRC nerd | violinist (arguably) | Jain | once a Nerdfighter, always a Nerdfighter | this is real, this is me

[congratulatorycutie]

I wanna sew but I have no sewing stuff…….

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fvckw4d]

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[throo]

I wasn’t expecting that

[aroace-ryland-grace]

[kerofroggo]

Another shrimp painting

[fashion-runways]

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[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[proxmox-official]

[countably-infinite-rats]

[ch- wait... guys???

[tollhousecookie]

[n portal through posts 😁

[musclemanveryregular]

[n portal through posts 😁?

[tollhousecookie]

Hey check out how hard i ca]

[musclemanveryregular]

You know who else ca]

[countably-infinite-rats]

its not that hard guys, wat]

[mikeyfarrell]

Alan Alda having a bewildering time

What's My Line, 1968

[photos-of-the-day]

Decor: Vintage Clocks (1920s - 1960s)

(Art Deco was such a

BRILLIANTLY BEAUTIFUL

movement in Art)

⏰⏰⏰

[microsff]

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.

[lionessfeather]

I was going to just queue it for later but then it stuck in my brain, and I decided to make it everyone's problem

[aniseandspearmint]

lbr even if the dragon had been taking up extra space, it would be best to just let that be someone elses problem

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[birdsareblooming]

[tyaz]

[lolt64]

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS